Patrick Bateman

F**k me! What conversation do you want to have? It's a football match, not a f**king WI meeting. Still, hope you captured all that jam recipe ...

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Likewise VFTT, my Nan was a Geordie, retained her accent all through her life even though she moved down here during the war when in late teens.

He's got a point though. Isn't the Daily Mail read by birds for hideous celebrity gossip? I thought it was well known that Bex was a bird?

We'll finish 9th or 10th. That, with a cup final will do me this season. Next season, with the players we have, assuming no sales and a new goalie, we should be pushing for that 6th place and another final (I'm greedy). But definitely pushing for something allowing us a European place for the following season.

Give it a rest you bore.

Then you're a helmet and can f**k off.

It's much much much better, but unfortunately not a Saints original, again I think the last version was Sheik Mansour in a Lamborghini and finding Pellegrini??

Mate, Lineker was exactly came into my mind too, although I think he's a more modern version; i.e. he's fitter and more mobile as well as being the ultimate poacher. He's certainly a player we've been crying our for, for many years - let's hope he keeps it up.

I could not agree more. I whinge and moan about our support at times, but there were two or three times I was just speechless - one was the Gabbadini chant with the scarves, the other was OWTS bit shortly after that (I think), I managed to get some composure whilst feeling tearful (I blame the drink) and capture a bit on film.

Please don't try to claim this hasn't been done before!! Middlesbrough (at Old Trafford) - October 2015: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-34666533 Man Utd - November 2015: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/manchester-united-fans-light-up-6903111 Celtic - November 2016: https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/214735/celtic-park-joins-together-to-produce-stunning-light-show-on-the-67th-minute-in-lisbon-lions-tribute-against-barcelona/ Sunderland - November 2016 (although not a tribute): https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/2220333/sunderland-vs-hull-stadium-of-light-floodlights-turn-off-as-players-leave-pitch-and-fans-use-phones-as-torches/ Leicester & Chelsea - Jan 2017: http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/fans-light-up-king-power-stadium-in-honour-of-alan-birch-birchenall/story-30058032-detail/story.html Even the skates have done it.

I should leave this to people who really care about kits ... But am I the only one who really loved watching us play in a white shirt with the red shorts?? I thought it looked really good and infinitely preferable to stripes ...

This.

Exactly that. Why should he know? As I said on another thread, I'm sure if we didn't know we'd also be singing "what the f**king hell was that?". Some people need to get a grip and realise life doesn't revolve around them and everything they know, assuming everyone else knows it as well. Our support is full of lunatics. As has been quoted already, Saints lack of 'empathy' about Villa's tribute to Petrov is a perfect case in point.

This. They didn't know what it was about and we'd have done exactly the same had they seemingly randomly lit up their phones during the match. It did look good though ... and again when the p*ss-taking f**kers did it back.

Exactly this!

Top trolling, you sad little spanner.

Almost all rugby fans will be in and around Richmond drinking from the many pubs and tents and of course in the ground, there will be hardy any going to the match in London.

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Easiest £5 I've ever made, now I'm having the "damn it, wish I'd gone with my gut instinct and put £100 on" moment, haha. I'm more dubious about Man Utd and at 1/4 I'm avoiding that one, but 1/2 was ridiculously generous once I'd seen the Spurs team!

Mine arrived yesterday, lovely.

I thought that, a VERY strong team! And at 1/2, I think it's good money, certainly worth a tenner anyway.

You Benny.

Begs the question; if a fake is THAT good, does it matter that it is fake (and you've saved money)?

No. Leeds are c**nts, Forest are c**ts.