Patrick Bateman

I was expecting it to be after this week once the semi final is out of the way.

I feel sorry for the bloke with all those injuries. But f**k it, let's see what the fella has got, we've barely seen him!

Whatever it is, he needs to get over it, get his head down and crack on. Maybe Osvaldo was right ...

We need to stop fannying around with loans in this window and get it sorted.

Whhaaatttttt? Bloody modern football fans

What's wrong with f**king Bovril?

If you can't say anything nice, don't bother saying anything, as they say. So I'll just say "we won".

This, 100%.

JWP is our version of Tom Cleverly. All hyped up by certain parts of the FA, but actually, a very dull footballer.

You have to be the most annoying, patronising poster in the history of the internet. People wonder why not many bother posting anymore? YOU engage your brain.

Without a proven goalscorer, we will see more matches in the league where we don't score vs matches where we score and on current form, mid-table will be a success.

The internet. Serious business.

I still think he's a typical mercenary footballing c*nt. Hope he goes to China with the rest.

FFS

???

Absolute crap. We need a quality goalscorer.

Anyone sneering at this comment needs to give their head a wobble. The schedule has been tight, a) Europa League and b) f**ked over by TV at Christmas, plus the League Cup run. And yes, had we had a proven goalscorer on the pitch, a lot of those chances wouldn't have been missed. I don't see how anyone can disagree with this assessment. Bunch of helmets is too polite, but The9 is a nice guy, so I forgive him for that.

F**king hell. I give up on football.

Good!

F**k it, who cares. If you're paying me £100k a day to play in some duff provincial Chinese team to win the Ssanyong Musso Chinese Football Association Cup ... I'm in. Football history my arse.

He'll be off to China. They're all off to China. Who can we sign from division 2, like the 80s, proper football signings. Love it!

Massively agree too. There's not much more I can add to this.

I'll take it. (It's f*cking obscene).

They can both p*ss off, along with all the other mercenaries in the league.