Patrick Bateman

Bye then. I give him until January now.

Yes, it’ll be the worst 0-0 thrashing they’ve ever had.

This.

I'm pretty sure the Norwich fans will be unexcited about drawing Saints too and paying £25. Still, the good news for anyone wanting to go, there are no planned train engineering works ... for a change!

Dull dull dull.

Exactly!

Why have these London cretins started speaking in this bizarre, forced, accent?

Both.

I did warn everyone on here yesterday ... But as a daily user of SWT into Waterloo, nothing surprises me and yesterday wasn't anywhere near as bad as it has been before. If you complain, you'll hear nothing back, they are a shambles. They're all a shambles, but at least other train operators compensate you better ...

Anyone travelling into Waterloo for the match, be aware that the trains are massively f**ked, so don't leave it too late. https://www.journeycheck.southwesttrains.co.uk/

Worth a shout ... let's see!

This.

Well I've just tried to buy cup tickets for tomorrow, but just seen I have to collect from St Mary's. FFS. So that's 3 tickets not sold

Excellent post Wes. I didn't want to boo or chastise Koeman before or during the match, but post-match, he's come across as a weird, slightly bitter twerp.

Top tune, great memories there!

Most interesting piece in that Lancashire Telegraph article, is the fact that Saints not only watch Sam's matches (as you'd expect), but are also still coaching him remotely with what he can do differently! So the club aren't just relying on Blackburn's coaching team (thankfully) and are really controlling our loan players. That I didn't know.

Well it wasn't hard to find him on LinkedIn - same MBA degree at the same time, same Qatar connection ... https://www.linkedin.com/in/aly-dia-49780613?authType=NAME_SEARCH&authToken=oq4M&locale=en_US&srchid=25933761479912856502&srchindex=5&srchtotal=16&trk=vsrp_people_res_name&trkInfo=VSRPsearchId%3A25933761479912856502%2CVSRPtargetId%3A46791475%2CVSRPcmpt%3Aprimary%2CVSRPnm%3Atrue%2CauthType%3ANAME_SEARCH Edit - actually it's not *quite* the same uni, but you never know, he could be exaggerating on his LinkedIn profile ...

Sturridge is an incredible striker, when fit. I seriously doubt he'll end up at Saints unfortunately.

Answer, buy a car that has no road tax. Simple. I bought my wife a new car in March (16 plate) and me a new car in October (66 plate), both have zero road tax AND I got a road tax refund for the full month, on my old car. I paid monthly by direct debit though, so not sure if that makes a difference?

Echo this, exactly. I have the sash shirt in a drawer and also the green away kit from last season (as I wanted something to do running in and my sash shirt from a few seasons ago has shrunk … )

As per everyone else, why this kit design hasn’t made a comeback I don’t know. 2017 please Saints, make it happen! It would most definitely be THE best selling kit since for years!

The BBC just can't help themselves. Even in an article about Saints, they still have to mention 'Jose'. Does this guy have some f**king bizarre contract with them that he has to be mentioned every time the BBC talk about ANYTHING to do with football?? "Eight weeks after Southampton won the Johnstone's Paint Trophy in 2010, Jose Mourinho's Inter Milan "

But unlike West Ham and Stoke, Saints don’t go around shouting about what players they want to sign!

Quite why people respond to this idiot's drivel I'll never know.