Patrick Bateman

Answer, buy a car that has no road tax. Simple. I bought my wife a new car in March (16 plate) and me a new car in October (66 plate), both have zero road tax AND I got a road tax refund for the full month, on my old car. I paid monthly by direct debit though, so not sure if that makes a difference?

Echo this, exactly. I have the sash shirt in a drawer and also the green away kit from last season (as I wanted something to do running in and my sash shirt from a few seasons ago has shrunk … )

As per everyone else, why this kit design hasn’t made a comeback I don’t know. 2017 please Saints, make it happen! It would most definitely be THE best selling kit since for years!

The BBC just can't help themselves. Even in an article about Saints, they still have to mention 'Jose'. Does this guy have some f**king bizarre contract with them that he has to be mentioned every time the BBC talk about ANYTHING to do with football?? "Eight weeks after Southampton won the Johnstone's Paint Trophy in 2010, Jose Mourinho's Inter Milan "

But unlike West Ham and Stoke, Saints don’t go around shouting about what players they want to sign!

Quite why people respond to this idiot's drivel I'll never know.

Let's be honest, given Red Bull's record, it's likely to be someone like Crawley, Brentford or a club like Eastleigh isn't it? Red Bull Spitfires

No thanks.

A typical Facebook timeline this week (and I will see many like this); Saturday - Out wiv da girls #bubbles #Fun #girls #laugh (and endless selfies) Sunday - OMG I NEVA WANNA GO OUT AGAIN Sunday - OMG Ull neva guess what? Monday - #Mondayblues #hatework #WhyIsItNotFriday (endless sad looking selfies and pictures of a work desk) Tuesday - OMG its only Tuesday, life is sooooooo unfair, hate work #Tuesdayblues (picture of desk and work calendar) Wednesday - Wow, 2016 is so messed up, why have all these racists voted in Trump and ruined my children's lives? Are these people really stupid? Wish we could reboot 2016, it's an utter joke #fuming Thursday - OMG FRIDAY tomorrow #getonit #TFIF Friday - GET IN, its the weekend. OMG out wiv da girls #prosecco #bubbles #FridayFuntime Sigh.

I'll bite. I'm fed up with reading drivel like this, don't be so dramatic and ridiculous. The world still revolves, nothing changes. Get on with work and looking after your children.

No booing, it's all in the past now, it was tiresome last season. Liverpool are the form team (as well as Chelsea), the team will need to be on their best and feel backing of the crowd, not negativity towards others. In my opinion anyway.

Even the paper is taking the p*ss out of Quinn.

This. A no thanks from me.

Best advice - don't listen to anyone else Everyone will have their opinions, what worked for their child etc etc etc., but genuinely, only you and your other half know what the child wants/likes etc. We bought loads of stuff that was wasted because our son wasn't fussed/didn't use it. But enjoy it and the time really does fly by

On a Saints related note (not to do with the Inter match) ... although I wanted him to come here, from what I've seen and read, looks like the club got our appointment right ... again

Yeah I know ... my one man environmental crusade won't make a difference either

It's bizarre that with the technology to put the ticket on a piece of plastic, an organisation like UEFA wants clubs to waste paper, money and resources by printing tickets, putting in envelopes and posting. Great contribution to the environment ...

Yeah not a shock - existing players in needing to trust a new manager's style, non-shock. I think the results are showing that a) he's right and b) the team look more together and more trusting. Fonte in particular looks happier again and the team look like a unit, an interchangeable unit, all pulling in the same direction. I already think he's doing a great job, despite the reservations. Many interesting possibilities.

Donald Trump is a steward??

The one I make a staring appearance in at the end

As far as I'm aware, yes

That was the time, yes - I think that was him!? Never did find out

Ahhh I miss Roger Beeks I also spoke to the guy who was involved with trying to buy Saints, someone Williams, Blackburn fan, can't remember his name now - I called his US number and spoke to him. Actually a very sound guy, but I have no idea what happened and why he was involved.

Definitely not SaintLee, but it was a poster from here. I think a few people used it as a dating site ... cough.