Patrick Bateman

Bizarre

I'd love her to be leader and PM.

I wish we were in a position to let these c*nts rot in the reserves, sorry, U23s and run their contracts down. IF this is true, he's just yet another w*nker who is passing through the club and can do one. Football and Saints are fast approaching not getting a penny more out of me, although thanks to the stupid Sky money I'm not sure they'll give a sh*t anyway.

To be fair, from what I've heard (and since read elsewhere), he wasn't overly settled here anyway, so maybe it was HIS calling the shots? But whatever, the club needs to step the f**k up and make some statements.

He wouldn't ever go in person, they'd try to decapitate him and even if they didn't, how the f**k is he going to talk through a peace process after he's agreed to them eradicating western cultures, as presumably that would include democracy. He's such a turd.

"Longest manager"? How odd, I've never thought about that surprisingly enough. What are we talking, 8, 9, 10 inches, MORE?

I got my son one in the actual store, £15 or so.

I'd be 'pumped' and 'psyched' ready to start the job on ONE August.

Exactly. The income from the general fan is minimal - what about £10m from season ticket sales and £8m from non ST attendance? There's no excuse for the Premier League not to force clubs to use some of the obscene amount of TV money to cut ticket prices further. It's small fry for the clubs, but getting more/too expensive for most normal people to attend!

Who?

I'm sure I've said, but that kit is incredible - it'll sell by the bucketload and it'll be the only shirt I've ever bought apart from the sash shirt. Outstanding effort.

I can see the Sky & BBC borefest with it now ... Tuchel vs Klopp. "Best league in the world" as the "best managers in the world" all play each other ... zzzzzzzzz

Sickening!

This.

I got that email too.

Genuine ITKs generally don't spout sh*t on the internet

I bet he signs for West Ham ... Fonte will have put in his word, they were pretty close here I believe ... ?

The hospitality is w*nk, it's long overdue an upgrade as it's way behind other clubs. If it brings in extra money, no problem with that and thankfully, no dribbling on about an extra 5, 10, 15000 seats that we won't fill.

Yes, agreed!

Yes, bring him back, we'll be bankrupt in about 3 seasons.

Because it was Ronald Koeman ... an absolute f**king legend of a player. Someone who never watched him play, I could excuse not being excited, but I 'matured' watching him, become a proper legend. That holds a lot of sway for people (i.e. footballers) who live, eat and breathe football. Personally, it's why I'd still love de Boer to manage us, despite the Italy exercise.

I get the feeling he'll be here next season. May not be a bad thing if they replace Black with someone else ......

Monday 22nd, 3pm.

Best league in the world ... !?