Patrick Bateman

This always makes me laugh at work when women moan about sharing toilets with men ... do these people have separate mens and ladies loos at home?

I didn't even realise Saints were playing

Maybe it's a generation thing, but I still don't get podcasts, it's like listening to the table next to you in a pub enjoying a chat!? Hey ho.

You really are a wet leaf.

This. Some people are just a bit weird.

Moron. Can't stand the guy. I don't like him his politics or his products.

You utter helmet

This.

1. Vestergaard 2. Bednarek 3. Yoshida 4. Hoedt 5. Stephens Hoedt needs to improve considerably! I think think we'll get (and need) another centre back and Stephens will go out on loan.

Incidentally, Bjelland is now a free agent ... (not saying Saints should sign him, but he must have something about him to be in and around a decent team to help them qualify)

1990 for me, I still love that WC.

Plus he's already won the Champions League! The best he can now hope for you'd think is to have a f**king good season and get in the England squad for the Euros?

Agree. I was excited about signing him, but for whatever reason he's been a failure and just not suited to the league. Shame as I wanted to like him playing for Saints.

Agreed.

Oh I don't know ...

The Ugly Inside.

The man is a magician and we're lucky to have him ...

Form is temporary ...

So, Joe Hart then?

Yep. Clear out time.

Easy, surely? 4. Jordy Clasie - bye 5. Jack Stephens - bye 9. Guido Carrillo - bye 12. Matt Targett - bye 13. Fraser Forster - bye 17. Sam McQueen - going anyway 19. Sofiane Boufal - bye drama queen 24. Harry Reed - bye 25. Ryan Seager - bye 26. Marcus Barnes - bye 27. Sam Gallagher - bye 28. Stuart Taylor - bye 29. Jake Hesketh - bye 30. Jack Rose - bye 31. Jake Flannigan - bye F**k I'm harsh.

To be fair I thought it would be exciting times for Everton last season and look what happened there?

And Gazzaniga!!

Ridiculous question.