Patrick Bateman

This. They didn't know what it was about and we'd have done exactly the same had they seemingly randomly lit up their phones during the match. It did look good though ... and again when the p*ss-taking f**kers did it back.

Exactly this!

Top trolling, you sad little spanner.

Almost all rugby fans will be in and around Richmond drinking from the many pubs and tents and of course in the ground, there will be hardy any going to the match in London.

Fear not Sue, for Turkish and I will be somewhere in London, being properly judgemental of the complete messes that will turn out. I think these will help you, free next day delivery on Amazon Prime, so get cracking https://www.amazon.co.uk/Boohoo-Womens-Dungarees-Blue-Manufacturer-x/dp/B01GK0CFLU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1487694028&sr=8-1&keywords=womens+dungarees

Easiest £5 I've ever made, now I'm having the "damn it, wish I'd gone with my gut instinct and put £100 on" moment, haha. I'm more dubious about Man Utd and at 1/4 I'm avoiding that one, but 1/2 was ridiculously generous once I'd seen the Spurs team!

Mine arrived yesterday, lovely.

I thought that, a VERY strong team! And at 1/2, I think it's good money, certainly worth a tenner anyway.

You Benny.

Begs the question; if a fake is THAT good, does it matter that it is fake (and you've saved money)?

No. Leeds are c**nts, Forest are c**ts.

This! Although I don't work in Brighton, but same reasons for the rest.

Good job I didn't place that bet, I had faith

I actually thought 3/1 was very generous as well

This.

I'd also drop Forster on this season's showing, for McCarthy - he can be an excellent goalie, but this season he's not performed at all. Bizarre.

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/resources/images/1705118.jpg?display=1&htype=100002&type=responsive-gallery

It's Saints, the contract will be last minute and he'll have already decided to f**k off by then, with the words "but we offered him a contract" ringing around the helmetforums.

God that is a horrific team!

This.

This, in bold.

People ARE pleased he's signed, but a lot of people are also p*ssed off that Les Reed appeared to tell his biggest lie to date when he said "we won't let Fonte leave without a replacement" and now as well as him being sold, our first choice centre back is injured for a while.

Yes please, I've always loved everything you've ever posted

Well done Les - utterly shambolic. This is totally on your head. "We won't let Fonte go without a replacement" ...

I would be quiet, go to games in a comfy seat and bury my head in the sand about signing a centre back.