Patrick Bateman

Anyone travelling into Waterloo for the match, be aware that the trains are massively f**ked, so don't leave it too late. https://www.journeycheck.southwesttrains.co.uk/

Worth a shout ... let's see!

This.

Well I've just tried to buy cup tickets for tomorrow, but just seen I have to collect from St Mary's. FFS. So that's 3 tickets not sold

Excellent post Wes. I didn't want to boo or chastise Koeman before or during the match, but post-match, he's come across as a weird, slightly bitter twerp.

Top tune, great memories there!

Most interesting piece in that Lancashire Telegraph article, is the fact that Saints not only watch Sam's matches (as you'd expect), but are also still coaching him remotely with what he can do differently! So the club aren't just relying on Blackburn's coaching team (thankfully) and are really controlling our loan players. That I didn't know.

Well it wasn't hard to find him on LinkedIn - same MBA degree at the same time, same Qatar connection ... https://www.linkedin.com/in/aly-dia-49780613?authType=NAME_SEARCH&authToken=oq4M&locale=en_US&srchid=25933761479912856502&srchindex=5&srchtotal=16&trk=vsrp_people_res_name&trkInfo=VSRPsearchId%3A25933761479912856502%2CVSRPtargetId%3A46791475%2CVSRPcmpt%3Aprimary%2CVSRPnm%3Atrue%2CauthType%3ANAME_SEARCH Edit - actually it's not *quite* the same uni, but you never know, he could be exaggerating on his LinkedIn profile ...

Sturridge is an incredible striker, when fit. I seriously doubt he'll end up at Saints unfortunately.

Answer, buy a car that has no road tax. Simple. I bought my wife a new car in March (16 plate) and me a new car in October (66 plate), both have zero road tax AND I got a road tax refund for the full month, on my old car. I paid monthly by direct debit though, so not sure if that makes a difference?

Echo this, exactly. I have the sash shirt in a drawer and also the green away kit from last season (as I wanted something to do running in and my sash shirt from a few seasons ago has shrunk … )

As per everyone else, why this kit design hasn’t made a comeback I don’t know. 2017 please Saints, make it happen! It would most definitely be THE best selling kit since for years!

The BBC just can't help themselves. Even in an article about Saints, they still have to mention 'Jose'. Does this guy have some f**king bizarre contract with them that he has to be mentioned every time the BBC talk about ANYTHING to do with football?? "Eight weeks after Southampton won the Johnstone's Paint Trophy in 2010, Jose Mourinho's Inter Milan "

But unlike West Ham and Stoke, Saints don’t go around shouting about what players they want to sign!

Quite why people respond to this idiot's drivel I'll never know.

Let's be honest, given Red Bull's record, it's likely to be someone like Crawley, Brentford or a club like Eastleigh isn't it? Red Bull Spitfires

No thanks.

A typical Facebook timeline this week (and I will see many like this); Saturday - Out wiv da girls #bubbles #Fun #girls #laugh (and endless selfies) Sunday - OMG I NEVA WANNA GO OUT AGAIN Sunday - OMG Ull neva guess what? Monday - #Mondayblues #hatework #WhyIsItNotFriday (endless sad looking selfies and pictures of a work desk) Tuesday - OMG its only Tuesday, life is sooooooo unfair, hate work #Tuesdayblues (picture of desk and work calendar) Wednesday - Wow, 2016 is so messed up, why have all these racists voted in Trump and ruined my children's lives? Are these people really stupid? Wish we could reboot 2016, it's an utter joke #fuming Thursday - OMG FRIDAY tomorrow #getonit #TFIF Friday - GET IN, its the weekend. OMG out wiv da girls #prosecco #bubbles #FridayFuntime Sigh.

I'll bite. I'm fed up with reading drivel like this, don't be so dramatic and ridiculous. The world still revolves, nothing changes. Get on with work and looking after your children.

No booing, it's all in the past now, it was tiresome last season. Liverpool are the form team (as well as Chelsea), the team will need to be on their best and feel backing of the crowd, not negativity towards others. In my opinion anyway.

Even the paper is taking the p*ss out of Quinn.

This. A no thanks from me.

Best advice - don't listen to anyone else Everyone will have their opinions, what worked for their child etc etc etc., but genuinely, only you and your other half know what the child wants/likes etc. We bought loads of stuff that was wasted because our son wasn't fussed/didn't use it. But enjoy it and the time really does fly by