Patrick Bateman

Its disgusting, utterly obscene. I genuinely mean that - no one person deserves to be paid that much money, especially for playing f**king football. I'm no socialist or anti-capitalist, but it really does repulse me.

Fonte is brilliant! It's HIM that I'm worried about replacing when he hangs up his boots for Saints.

To go with our League 1 goalie, yes?

Winner!!

Agree with that!

Unless they're unveiling Gareth Bale wearing the kit ...

WTF is that a '6' or an 'o' with an acute accent?? Bizarre.

The Daily Star in being wrong shock, non-shock.

No idea, but it's getting f**king tedious now. Does any other club drag it out this much FFS? I'm only waiting so I can buy my son his first kit now he's just turning 2.

It's an industrial city! Famous for its docks and it used to be the home of the Ford Transit and Pirelli etc etc etc. So parts of the city look like people work there and have a function, because they do; it can't all be gentrified and boring looking 'apartments'. Most of the really nice historical buildings also had the sh*t bombed out of them, completely obliterated and replaced quickly by 50s concrete. It isn't actually an ugly city anyway, have you been to other cities and towns in the UK? As for people saying the new coaching team look unimpressed, they're probably just taking in their new surroundings and home. Of course they won't like the club yet, they've yet to experience a good match day, all the squad back and so on. A couple of 8-1 home wins and they'll love the place

"Hi Patrick Bateman, please tell us how you feel about managing a French club of this stature?" Je voudrais une chambre avec douche.

Agreed - I didn't get all the fuss over how 'hideous' it was.

You helmet. Have you watched him play every match for Italy? He's been brilliant, in fact in the last match everyone was creaming themselves about him. He took a bloody awful penalty today, horrendously awful, but so did at least 5 others. He's had a great tournament.

F**k off you whopper.

I'm more disturbed that people seem to think a bra is that high up? I mean, WTF?

Reminds me a little of the mid 80s, which isn't a bad thing. See here; http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/alan-curtis-of-southampton-during-the-teams-photocall-at-the-dell-in-picture-id90421524

I'm not massively fussed about kits, but I do like that, a lot!

What about this chap? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riyad_Mahrez

When did people on the internet become such whinging lemons? It's a few words, get over it.

Exactly this. This is his biggest downfall as manager, he works them hard, they work hard for him, if any team could sustain it they'd walk a league. Spurs should have been dead and buried by the end of the season, just like we should have carried on momentum and got a European place under him. I don't necessarily buy the "no plan b" stuff, it's about not destroying the players so they can't do a full season. Let alone then expect 5 or 6 members of said knackered team to play for England.

Actually I just looked at that, Lyon's record; Ligue 1 Winners (7): 2001–02, 2002–03, 2003–04, 2004–05, 2005–06, 2006–07, 2007–08 Then Puel had them, 3rd, 2nd, 3rd. Weird - did they sell loads of players or did the other teams suddenly up their game leaving the league looking less like Celtic walking the Scottish Prem? Genuine questions as I, like most people, have no f**king clue about the French league, French club status (apart from PSG and they weren't winning the league despite their money????) or Puel. This isn't 'picking on Puel', it's just trying to learn more about semi-relevant history.

London would be very appealing to him, I'm sure!