Patrick Bateman

Most players don't hang around long enough to have an 'original' song about them. With the transient nature of players, we have crap, generic, transient player chants.

That's a great post from Giordano. The Saints Forum IS the Black Box ... duh duh duuuuuuuuh

Mark Wright? Edit: Sorry didn't read the original post properly and didn't see him mentioned already.

Not playing on the left, no, I think the black box would rule his age out somewhat.

And an investment of £30m to refit it

I laughed at that too - spot the posters with young lads at home (although Ben & Holly is still my favourite)

How do they know that, have they asked everyone? I'd like FDB.

This.

Horrific.

His win %age alone is impressive especially at Roma. He was only sacked at Roma for no wins in 6 I think, after 2 or 3 years. Remind me what Koeman's win record was over that Nov/Dec/Jan period just gone?

Being born in 1976, my 'first' manager was obviously Lawrie, but the first manager I had an opinion on was Souness - really didn't want him after his dismantling of Dalglish's very good Liverpool team.

Maybe he knows who the manager could be as part of getting hi to join?

The internet is full of very needy people.

He hasn't gone yet, which makes me think he's not going anywhere.

+ all this whinging about booing Pochettino etc., I wish I could find quotes where he said it was poor form. Poor form because he knew his time would come ... t*t. Oh well, f**k him, he's gone, onwards and upwards (?)

I like Bertrand more and more each season, seems like a top bloke.

I for one, want to keep him around, even with his little strops when someone doesn't pass to him Not many players want to remain loyal to a club, we should keep those that want to be and still have something to offer, a no-brainer for me.

Especially as, and this is the crucial bit, he doesn't want to leave and we have a player who WANTS to stay ... !

Rushed through to stop him going to Everton along with some other of our targets??

On one hand I say "what an utter two-faced c*ck", but on the other, we can look at the poor periods of his tenure this season and despite the final placement in the league, hope for someone even better!

How about World Cup 2022: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-36516006 Blatter, what a c*ck.

Absolute rubbish from them and obviously someone who has never moved companies and been in a position to take clients or staff with them. Anything is possible, it would simply be a case of not being allowed to poach Saints players or staff except those named (i.e. the 3 management potentially leaving) and if that were broken, then Saints would sue for recovery of lost funds, cost of recruiting a replacement, cost of that player's contract etc etc etc. It's all possible.

This is more likely than 'contract issues' in my view.

No you didn't, you said "good video", you massive f*cking helmet.

Who gives a f**k?