Patrick Bateman

3-2-1 ... Ted Rodgers. Rodgers. Brendan. Obviously

For your on-boarding process, you need; 1. Address history for the previous 20 years 2. Employment history since you were born 3. Your father's employment history 4. References from people who have worked with you in the last 20 years, but not anyone who is considered a friend 5. Your complete health records 6. Any history of operations 7. Security clearance and a CRB check, with complete criminal history 8. Identification of any relations that may or may not be Russian or have visited Russia. Failing delivery of those 8 items; 1. A chat with Wenger will suffice, by email.

WTF is that dreadful article? Embarrassing.

The second picture she looks like some dominatrix; "You f**king little maggot, what the hell was that, I'm going to crush your balls later" Ahem.

The **** hasn't resigned either, his contract wasn't ****ing being renewed. ****s.

One word; ****.

Yes! It's annoying when players leave, but there is f**k all loyalty now and unless we suddenly become Man Utd overnight (do we even WANT that??) then we'll always be a stepping stone to finding new players to blood in a very difficult league and then sell on for a profit. Suits me, after all we support the club not the players. I'm sure that's been said plenty of times too?

So, JWP is our equivalent of Gerrard then? Top work

Boris Johnson I think. Or possibly Gove?

The only good thing we all know about this Puel guy is that one article.

********, that's annoying.

It's different though isn't it? They've won the league with Champions League football next year. We hadn't won the league and we didn't have any European football (although last year we could have had more). As much as we hate them, Lallana and Lovren wanted to move to a bigger club to play European football and get more money. Chambers wanted to go to Arsenal and Morgan and Shaw wanted to go to Man Utd - you can't turn those sort of clubs down, as annoying as it is. Vardy is 29 (?) and probably quite settled, he has Champions League football, he probably has now managed to negotiate a similar level of pay to what Arsenal were offering and for 4 more years, bank-rolled by income from the Champions League, income Saints don't have.

Because they aren't a 'home nation' in the same way that France aren't a 'home nation'.

Good luck to him - no ill feeling here, he wants to play for Pochettino again and in the Champions League, that's fair enough.

Boom!

More than likely. Allegedly ...

Why would anyone take that? (Apart from the money)

I don't think the mercenary players deserve it

Most players don't hang around long enough to have an 'original' song about them. With the transient nature of players, we have crap, generic, transient player chants.

That's a great post from Giordano. The Saints Forum IS the Black Box ... duh duh duuuuuuuuh

Mark Wright? Edit: Sorry didn't read the original post properly and didn't see him mentioned already.

Not playing on the left, no, I think the black box would rule his age out somewhat.

And an investment of £30m to refit it

I laughed at that too - spot the posters with young lads at home (although Ben & Holly is still my favourite)

How do they know that, have they asked everyone? I'd like FDB.