Patrick Bateman

To be fair, Leicester (and Ranieri) were a 5000-1 exception to most rules!

Hauled off at half time, then never seen again for the rest of the season!

The players hating the manager thing is stupid. How many people do actually, really like their manager at work anyway? Whatever level you're at, your manager will always have moments where they're a complete c**t to you or a colleague in order to get things done and we've all had to use the stick approach to management occasionally as not everyone responds to the carrot. Mane I imagine is someone who needs an occasional rocket up his backside, just an observation though. Besides, I imagine all the players absolutely loved Alex Ferguson, right?? He never kicked a boot at his star player, he never brought them to task with the infamous 'hairdryer treatment' ... if you don't like your manager, genuinely, you leave. But if you think he's a d*ck but you can see the results which end up helping you and your colleagues, you stay. Generally speaking.

I honestly have no idea why we wouldn't give him a few more years on his contract? It's odd really. He's a very good striker who has had a couple of barren patches, but who the f**K are we going to replace him with? Whilst I can't see him starting every game, he's got a) the know-how to play others through to score, b) is a proven Premier League scorer himself and c) when he comes off the bench, he worries defences. Get him signed up.

No need to respond really, Twitter is pretty pointless.

Show off.

I'd be surprised if he left, now. This must surely be pushing for a new contract talk?

You've got a very valid point, still, I bit. Although I'm only on my first coffee

Well that's irritating. Get him signed up!

Not that I want him as manager, but I don't know why they bother saying these things anyway, it's evident that it is all without basis. Koeman has set a new precedent low.

It is annoying if he doesn't want to go though? We actually have a player who WANTS to be here ...

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Oh god, I had forgotten about him!! I stand corrected. Wasn't that around £50m? F**king mental.

The answer; as much as someone if prepared to pay for him and the club accept. I can't see anyone paying £50m for a centre back, but if they did, then who knows ...

Strikes me that they're all the same jobless bum with too much time on his hands, creating multiple logins.

Blanc + Zlatan, obviously

Get a job.

Get a job.

Expected, but what a massive bellend.

I'll give you that!

Why do these utter helmets come on another forum and spout drivel? Same applies to our moron lemon fans who do it on other team's forums too. Forum Loser: "Hi, I'm coming on your forum to see what you think of our team and what are chances are?" Most normal people: "Nothing, no thoughts, we hate you, we hate your team and hope we get 6 points from you every year, same applies to any team, bye"

Is he still here? Has the next manager gone to Villa yet?

Because people openly blab to press randoms about their intentions?

Along with Zlatan's silence, it's written we'll have the biggest name in world football managing with the biggest striking name, signing. Right?

The whinging is done on Twitter now. I never bother looking at that thing, it's appalling.