Patrick Bateman

He plays on the left He plays on the left Oh Ryan Bertrand He plays on the left

The only 'chatter' is in your head with your imaginary best mate.

I hope we're sponsored by 'Boing Cemento' ... sounds awesome, whatever the smeg it is.

That's one way to look at it!

W*nkers

I cheered that goal rather too loudly!

He'll be fine - but he does need a run in a first team on loan, I agree. I would be happy to sign Stek permanently as a back-up; however I'm not sure he wants to be back-up, hence why we got him in the first place?? But, I have zero knowledge of who else would be happy to be back-up to Forster, who is an excellent goalie.

I haven't had a season ticket since 2009 as I can't make every single home game. However if we were selling season tickets for £300, then yes, I'd buy one. Trouble is that we haven't been given a 60,000 seater stadium for basically free.

It was very much a typical Pochettino match if there is such a thing - certainly in the time we had him at Saints. Spurs have been brilliant this season mostly, but that was poor yesterday. All that sideways passing and possession and they surrendered a lead. Summed up many of his "no plan b" matches with us. He's still a quality manager though, so I'm putting it down to a deflated squad with a couple of regulars missing.

To play devil's advocate. If Forster and Bertrand were fit at the start of the season, would we have progressed in the EL? If we'd progressed in the EL, how would that have f**ked up our league form? There are too many variables - just enjoy our best finish for many years.

Or rather than watch on some rubbish stream, you could pay just £6.99 for 24 hours of Sky Sports on Now TV and watch it in decent quality.

That is brilliant, well done the club! Ron next please.

These threads are boring. It's all speculative sh*te, why don't we just see if we get 6 points from what's left and see if the teams around us mess up - then see if we get a European place. As no one seems to know the answer definitely, it's boring and pointless.

Sometimes I do enjoy this forum!

That's a normal thread, they just want to finish above their rivals, Arsenal. So they want to beat us to beat Arsenal, not because we're Saints. I can't see anything they've said that's 'wrong', we do have some very odd fans, but no news there I guess. "You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you"

Okay.

You're a previous poster, you're boring, and sad, do one.

You are weird though.

What is wrong with you?

"Every time I see (United defender) Martin Buchan he tells me Bobby Stokes was offside" FFS!

A good post. Your best post in fact.

This.

I'm now really torn. I wanted Leicester to win, but having watched their last two matches (against us and against Sunderland), they are really boring to watch and seem to have a huge amount of luck on their side. Spurs on the other hand play some lovely football and Dele Alli is someone brilliant who will become an England great, I'm sure. So I'm torn, in fact, I don't care who wins the league out of those two now. Moaning Arsene "I'm great with the kids" Wenger can f**k off, moneybags Manchester City can f**k off now too.