Patrick Bateman

Very good question, but unfortunately definitely "Bompey" [sic] although not included in your options.

Glossop North End

You have to wonder about some fans. There is one rivalry here, the other is just another team that happens to be on the south coast that some Saints fans also used to cheer for ...

Good fun, I like it - should have fixed it for Saggychops vs Branfoot though

100% this. The same atheist hypocrites who thought it acceptable to wear the racist hair and hat to mock Gordon Strachan.

Maybe slightly left of field, but I'd give it to Targett. He's come back into the team, in a new position, looked solid, assisted at least one goal, was unlucky not to score another and hasn't looked out of place at all. In fact at the moment, I'd be disappointed if he wasn't on the team sheet in that position.

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Who?

I feel a bit sad for Morgan; he always gave his best for us from the day he signed, he grew, got his international debut and then quite rightly got his bug club move. But he's so far, becoming yet another ex-Saint who has moved on and isn't doing well. I'm struggling to think of a Saint who has moved on and excelled, except for Bale?

Hope so, I've got a bet on at 2-0 with Mane to score first ...

Bypass the midfield, straight up there, bang!

Good thread, simply because I had no idea what Mary's Meals was - just thought it was some lame sponsorship on the jackets, I can't be alone in that either?

Agree! I was only moaning about goalies and the amount of near post schoolboy errors last week.

Classic, for years to come, like the bellends in that picture giving their season tickets back

Bellends like Crook show exactly why blogs (like Redslo's) do so well; they are more informative, based on genuine fact and written by fans.

Exactly right; absolute bellend.

Christ that's harsh. Dryden, Dia, Lee Todd, Augustin "the tin man" Delgado, Andrei Kanchelskis (did you not see his 'performance' vs Everton?), Caulker; I really don't have to think too hard to think of dross worse than Brett Ormerod.

So Steven Davis is the modern equivalent of Oakley, yes?

The Oscars and similar awards are all a complete load of sycophantic sh*t anyway, who actually cares about them? Any film that's "nominated" is usually boring drivel anyway. I'm told it's some TV awards soon, maybe tonight? Absolute chav fest with drivel TV programs.

Nice fishing

Fantastic, well done SFC - proven Premier League goalscorer, perfect!

Aren't they supposed to be contactable 24/7 like all the club's staff though? If so, he was breaking club rules and contractural obligations. Just my hypothesis anyway.

Just seen that, very sad.