Patrick Bateman

I'll give you that!

Why do these utter helmets come on another forum and spout drivel? Same applies to our moron lemon fans who do it on other team's forums too. Forum Loser: "Hi, I'm coming on your forum to see what you think of our team and what are chances are?" Most normal people: "Nothing, no thoughts, we hate you, we hate your team and hope we get 6 points from you every year, same applies to any team, bye"

Is he still here? Has the next manager gone to Villa yet?

Because people openly blab to press randoms about their intentions?

Along with Zlatan's silence, it's written we'll have the biggest name in world football managing with the biggest striking name, signing. Right?

The whinging is done on Twitter now. I never bother looking at that thing, it's appalling.

You missed out 'greasy' ...

Anyone else now getting the feeling he's going to be staying? Just me probably.

Are you sure it wasn't the emperor from Star Wars?

Wasn't it Bergkamp most recently?

Can't we make him sit in the stands for a year?

Koeman: Hi Lessh, I'd like to buy Man-ey as I love his qualities. Les: Sure, that'll be £99m please. Job done.

How about he f**king pays for it like anyone else? But it's easier to deliver little snippets of info under the 3 post umbrella and leave all the morons either salivating or leaking urine.

De Boer still for me - although there is a LOT of quality out there. I like his playing pedigree, he was another awesome defender to watch and his management credentials have so far put Koeman's to shame, despite being considerably younger! But there are many I wouldn't object to.

If that's the case, the only shame and annoyance is that any feelings I had that there might be at least a tiny bit of honour and loyalty left in football has evaporated. F**k them all quite honestly. I would like the guy to stay, purely because he seemed like a good guy, has done a good job and it would be nice to have some continuity and longevity.

Agree with this. Would love to have some longevity for a change, a 4 or 5 year manager - this even newer era of managers lasting a year is just ridiculous. Although thank god I don't support Leeds!

Yep, why not! It's not a huge amount to the club in the grand scheme of things.

Bring it! Although they'd be off to Man Utd in 2 years after Mourinho wins every trophy there is then implodes.

LOL, there goes my £10 then

It's all games - I'm pretty sure he'll end up at a PL club!

Well I stuck £10 on Emery at 6/1 (at Everton). WTF is there to lose, apart from £10.

This.

This.

100% this.