Patrick Bateman

100% this.

You're a boring ***** as well.

Unlike you, I'm old enough to remember Everton being pretty useful and almost being regarded in the same manner as Leicester this season. Now wind your neck in (look it up on Google if you don't understand that reference) and f**k off, silly little inbred scouse c*nt.

Personally I think he's got something. Arsenal may well be very strong next year and are definite title contenders already, along with Spurs. Man Utd, Man City, Chelsea, Liverpool >> all of those clubs are going to be shuffling players out and spending big money on big signings. One of those clubs might click and do well, but I can't see all the managers doing well with brand new teams. Mourinho knows the league, but Klopp's already had half a year. Unless Klopp manages to pull of the signings of the decade for a club with no European competition, it'll be Man Utd that probably excel from that group. It's all hypothetical, but I do get what Les is saying. We shall see. You may be right and the top 6 is a closed shop we drop out of, but f**k it, we've got to give it a go and now seems like one of the best chances for many many years for another interesting season next year.

Yes to all of those. David Hirst? I was pleased to get him in. Juanmi. There are too many to list that exceeded expectations though - Patrick Colleter grew on me for some weird reason as did Kevin Richardson (although he was no Jimmy Case was all you'd f**king hear). We also had many kids who were hyped up to f**k and never lived up to anything; Mark Paul, Cosimo Sarli, Kevin Gibbons etc etc., and watching dross like Richard Dryden. God most of the 90s was sh*t, thank god for Flowers, Dodd, Kenna, Shearer, Le Tiss, Eklund and later Beattie and Pahars (the latter just in the 90s, I can't even remember?). How about managers you were excited by who did f**k all? Souness for me. I was excited Souness was joining Southampton as manager, only to find out later that he pretty much killed off the academy. Awesome.

G class? Very cool.

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That's ridiculous! I was expecting 100, 200. As someone else said, I think the days of a 5000/1 "long shot" are now gone thanks to Leicester :/

Worth a quid!

Nah, I'm with the group stage philosophy - no hiccups, at least 3 (?) good European matches away, what's not to like?

Or if Bitton went directly to Spurs and we had no bids for Wanyama

+Red back +Navy blue home shorts Job done.

Get out.

I wouldn't be surprised now with Liberty Global owning them.

haha - was that a "yeah mate, he's DEFINITELY off, e wants to be at spurzzzz dunn 'e" type discussion?

That 3-0 win at Fulham was brilliant, some of the best attacking play I've ever seen from us, brilliant day out.

Like Man Utd would give a f**k. They never have done; they've bought and offloaded plenty of players over the years that "didn't fit the Man Utd system" or "couldn't hack the Man Utd media pressure". It's probably true and Morgan may well be one that succumbs to that pressure. I expect Luke Shaw will thrive when he's fit, in fact I hope he does as at least one of our decent nippers apart from Bale has to become world class. But anyway, I think Morgan could easily be shifted on, no shame on either side, club too big, pressure too much etc etc.

Sounds good to me, do it

Probably just means it was someone that used to sponsor the skates? Or probably some payday loans w*nk.

Brilliant picture, I like that!

Hakim Ziyech is probably the only one in that list who I'd have thought would be any good for us? A midfielder. I'm pretty sure we're fine in the striking department, unless Jay Rod remains injured and/or Pelle is sold. Hopefully we can keep both.

I would hope he didn't, that'd be quite sad and make us look really stupid, especially considering it was a testimonial and he probably wanted to pop along and say farewell to Kelvin (you never know, they may have been fairly close!?). He probablly had a good chat with Wanyama and Les Reed too ...

Brilliant penalty!!

Le Tiss missed one, as in properly missed the target!!!! And I think he allowed Kelvin to make a save as it was daisy cutter at the end. Awesome to see him in that kit - brilliant!

That's brilliant!! Top bloke!