Patrick Bateman

"Hi Patrick Bateman, please tell us how you feel about managing a French club of this stature?" Je voudrais une chambre avec douche.

Agreed - I didn't get all the fuss over how 'hideous' it was.

You helmet. Have you watched him play every match for Italy? He's been brilliant, in fact in the last match everyone was creaming themselves about him. He took a bloody awful penalty today, horrendously awful, but so did at least 5 others. He's had a great tournament.

F**k off you whopper.

I'm more disturbed that people seem to think a bra is that high up? I mean, WTF?

Reminds me a little of the mid 80s, which isn't a bad thing. See here; http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/alan-curtis-of-southampton-during-the-teams-photocall-at-the-dell-in-picture-id90421524

I'm not massively fussed about kits, but I do like that, a lot!

What about this chap? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riyad_Mahrez

When did people on the internet become such whinging lemons? It's a few words, get over it.

Exactly this. This is his biggest downfall as manager, he works them hard, they work hard for him, if any team could sustain it they'd walk a league. Spurs should have been dead and buried by the end of the season, just like we should have carried on momentum and got a European place under him. I don't necessarily buy the "no plan b" stuff, it's about not destroying the players so they can't do a full season. Let alone then expect 5 or 6 members of said knackered team to play for England.

Actually I just looked at that, Lyon's record; Ligue 1 Winners (7): 2001–02, 2002–03, 2003–04, 2004–05, 2005–06, 2006–07, 2007–08 Then Puel had them, 3rd, 2nd, 3rd. Weird - did they sell loads of players or did the other teams suddenly up their game leaving the league looking less like Celtic walking the Scottish Prem? Genuine questions as I, like most people, have no f**king clue about the French league, French club status (apart from PSG and they weren't winning the league despite their money????) or Puel. This isn't 'picking on Puel', it's just trying to learn more about semi-relevant history.

London would be very appealing to him, I'm sure!

3-2-1 ... Ted Rodgers. Rodgers. Brendan. Obviously

For your on-boarding process, you need; 1. Address history for the previous 20 years 2. Employment history since you were born 3. Your father's employment history 4. References from people who have worked with you in the last 20 years, but not anyone who is considered a friend 5. Your complete health records 6. Any history of operations 7. Security clearance and a CRB check, with complete criminal history 8. Identification of any relations that may or may not be Russian or have visited Russia. Failing delivery of those 8 items; 1. A chat with Wenger will suffice, by email.

WTF is that dreadful article? Embarrassing.

The second picture she looks like some dominatrix; "You f**king little maggot, what the hell was that, I'm going to crush your balls later" Ahem.

The **** hasn't resigned either, his contract wasn't ****ing being renewed. ****s.

One word; ****.

Yes! It's annoying when players leave, but there is f**k all loyalty now and unless we suddenly become Man Utd overnight (do we even WANT that??) then we'll always be a stepping stone to finding new players to blood in a very difficult league and then sell on for a profit. Suits me, after all we support the club not the players. I'm sure that's been said plenty of times too?

So, JWP is our equivalent of Gerrard then? Top work

Boris Johnson I think. Or possibly Gove?

The only good thing we all know about this Puel guy is that one article.

********, that's annoying.