Patrick Bateman

The Ugly Inside.

The man is a magician and we're lucky to have him ...

Form is temporary ...

So, Joe Hart then?

Yep. Clear out time.

Easy, surely? 4. Jordy Clasie - bye 5. Jack Stephens - bye 9. Guido Carrillo - bye 12. Matt Targett - bye 13. Fraser Forster - bye 17. Sam McQueen - going anyway 19. Sofiane Boufal - bye drama queen 24. Harry Reed - bye 25. Ryan Seager - bye 26. Marcus Barnes - bye 27. Sam Gallagher - bye 28. Stuart Taylor - bye 29. Jake Hesketh - bye 30. Jack Rose - bye 31. Jake Flannigan - bye F**k I'm harsh.

To be fair I thought it would be exciting times for Everton last season and look what happened there?

And Gazzaniga!!

Ridiculous question.

I don't overly like most footballers, but there does seem to be some weird vendetta in the press against Sterling. There's a great thread on Twitter;

I like this list.

It's Cabbage Face.

Absolutely!

How you doing Cabbage Face?

Utterly terrible; yes he inherited a f**king mess, but he made it worse.

No. I want the team to go full on Vinnie Jones on them, ball grabbing, ridiculously high kicks, general foul play, f**k 'em. Scare them and their world cup chances so they don't want the ball. Then park the bus anyway and lump it up passing the midfield to a target man, get it in the mixer.

Absolutely

Agreed. It wasn't an escape as such, just a squad not being where they should be thanks to f**king poor leadership for 2 years. 98/99 for me was the "best" - we were properly sh*t and I think had 0 points for ages - that run at the end was ridiculous.

Is that different to now?

Whilst they've become glossy and irritating, I always used to buy them and have loads of historical ones I found on eBay. Not everyone's cup of tea I agree, but I used to enjoy flicking through after the match. I think I stopped buying when we moved to St Marys and wouldn't buy one now. It's a shame for kids though.

Yeah, I'm just jealous I think.

What is this sh*t? What the f**k is wrong with people now? I hate 'modern' football.

Seems like a top bloke who actually cares - we should keep him

If they still insist on w*nky awards this season (and they really should cancel them - CLUB: CANCEL THIS SH*T), then I'm still voting for Stuart Taylor.