Patrick Bateman

That's ridiculous! I was expecting 100, 200. As someone else said, I think the days of a 5000/1 "long shot" are now gone thanks to Leicester :/

Worth a quid!

Nah, I'm with the group stage philosophy - no hiccups, at least 3 (?) good European matches away, what's not to like?

Or if Bitton went directly to Spurs and we had no bids for Wanyama

+Red back +Navy blue home shorts Job done.

Get out.

I wouldn't be surprised now with Liberty Global owning them.

haha - was that a "yeah mate, he's DEFINITELY off, e wants to be at spurzzzz dunn 'e" type discussion?

That 3-0 win at Fulham was brilliant, some of the best attacking play I've ever seen from us, brilliant day out.

Like Man Utd would give a f**k. They never have done; they've bought and offloaded plenty of players over the years that "didn't fit the Man Utd system" or "couldn't hack the Man Utd media pressure". It's probably true and Morgan may well be one that succumbs to that pressure. I expect Luke Shaw will thrive when he's fit, in fact I hope he does as at least one of our decent nippers apart from Bale has to become world class. But anyway, I think Morgan could easily be shifted on, no shame on either side, club too big, pressure too much etc etc.

Sounds good to me, do it

Probably just means it was someone that used to sponsor the skates? Or probably some payday loans w*nk.

Brilliant picture, I like that!

Hakim Ziyech is probably the only one in that list who I'd have thought would be any good for us? A midfielder. I'm pretty sure we're fine in the striking department, unless Jay Rod remains injured and/or Pelle is sold. Hopefully we can keep both.

I would hope he didn't, that'd be quite sad and make us look really stupid, especially considering it was a testimonial and he probably wanted to pop along and say farewell to Kelvin (you never know, they may have been fairly close!?). He probablly had a good chat with Wanyama and Les Reed too ...

Brilliant penalty!!

Le Tiss missed one, as in properly missed the target!!!! And I think he allowed Kelvin to make a save as it was daisy cutter at the end. Awesome to see him in that kit - brilliant!

That's brilliant!! Top bloke!

My favourite new rule is that teams spelt like; 'Portsmouth' in division 4, will still be in division 4 at the end of the season. Great rule.

His family (or friends) were in the box at the back of block 1/2 so he was playing up to them.

You weren't there you stupid c*nt.

5000/1. Leicester.

Champions League no less ... !

Hah, well I think some of these players need to look at what ex-Saints are doing elsewhere. I wouldn't say Clyne is looking the player he was and he's probably done the 'best'.

Agreed!