Patrick Bateman

I wouldn't bother reading what any thickos on Twitter write and I'm certain the footballers don't either (as in their PR person will do that). I actually think I've seen far more from him in these last two games than before, so he is obviously getting sharper and fitter. As has been said, he is someone that really does need a run of games, continuously, in order to get even more sharp and score; I hope he starts at the weekend.

Oh do be quiet you odd ball.

We're not going down, we're safe, but he's f*cking boring.

Exactly!

Koeman still thinks his clothing size is medium. Deluded.

Bye then. I give him until January now.

Yes, it’ll be the worst 0-0 thrashing they’ve ever had.

This.

I'm pretty sure the Norwich fans will be unexcited about drawing Saints too and paying £25. Still, the good news for anyone wanting to go, there are no planned train engineering works ... for a change!

Dull dull dull.

Exactly!

Why have these London cretins started speaking in this bizarre, forced, accent?

Both.

I did warn everyone on here yesterday ... But as a daily user of SWT into Waterloo, nothing surprises me and yesterday wasn't anywhere near as bad as it has been before. If you complain, you'll hear nothing back, they are a shambles. They're all a shambles, but at least other train operators compensate you better ...

Anyone travelling into Waterloo for the match, be aware that the trains are massively f**ked, so don't leave it too late. https://www.journeycheck.southwesttrains.co.uk/

Worth a shout ... let's see!

This.

Well I've just tried to buy cup tickets for tomorrow, but just seen I have to collect from St Mary's. FFS. So that's 3 tickets not sold

Excellent post Wes. I didn't want to boo or chastise Koeman before or during the match, but post-match, he's come across as a weird, slightly bitter twerp.

Top tune, great memories there!

Most interesting piece in that Lancashire Telegraph article, is the fact that Saints not only watch Sam's matches (as you'd expect), but are also still coaching him remotely with what he can do differently! So the club aren't just relying on Blackburn's coaching team (thankfully) and are really controlling our loan players. That I didn't know.

Well it wasn't hard to find him on LinkedIn - same MBA degree at the same time, same Qatar connection ... https://www.linkedin.com/in/aly-dia-49780613?authType=NAME_SEARCH&authToken=oq4M&locale=en_US&srchid=25933761479912856502&srchindex=5&srchtotal=16&trk=vsrp_people_res_name&trkInfo=VSRPsearchId%3A25933761479912856502%2CVSRPtargetId%3A46791475%2CVSRPcmpt%3Aprimary%2CVSRPnm%3Atrue%2CauthType%3ANAME_SEARCH Edit - actually it's not *quite* the same uni, but you never know, he could be exaggerating on his LinkedIn profile ...

Sturridge is an incredible striker, when fit. I seriously doubt he'll end up at Saints unfortunately.

Answer, buy a car that has no road tax. Simple. I bought my wife a new car in March (16 plate) and me a new car in October (66 plate), both have zero road tax AND I got a road tax refund for the full month, on my old car. I paid monthly by direct debit though, so not sure if that makes a difference?