Patrick Bateman

I'd be surprised if he left, now. This must surely be pushing for a new contract talk?

You've got a very valid point, still, I bit. Although I'm only on my first coffee

Well that's irritating. Get him signed up!

Not that I want him as manager, but I don't know why they bother saying these things anyway, it's evident that it is all without basis. Koeman has set a new precedent low.

It is annoying if he doesn't want to go though? We actually have a player who WANTS to be here ...

"Virgin Media has accepted a $23.3bn (£15bn) takeover by American cable tycoon John Malone's Liberty Global in a deal that threatens to topple Rupert Murdoch's dominance of pay television by creating Europe's largest broadband business.The new company will have its headquarters in the UK, and serve 25 million customers in 14 countries including Germany, Belgium, Switzerland and the Netherlands."

Oh god, I had forgotten about him!! I stand corrected. Wasn't that around £50m? F**king mental.

The answer; as much as someone if prepared to pay for him and the club accept. I can't see anyone paying £50m for a centre back, but if they did, then who knows ...

Strikes me that they're all the same jobless bum with too much time on his hands, creating multiple logins.

Blanc + Zlatan, obviously

Get a job.

Get a job.

Expected, but what a massive bellend.

I'll give you that!

Why do these utter helmets come on another forum and spout drivel? Same applies to our moron lemon fans who do it on other team's forums too. Forum Loser: "Hi, I'm coming on your forum to see what you think of our team and what are chances are?" Most normal people: "Nothing, no thoughts, we hate you, we hate your team and hope we get 6 points from you every year, same applies to any team, bye"

Is he still here? Has the next manager gone to Villa yet?

Because people openly blab to press randoms about their intentions?

Along with Zlatan's silence, it's written we'll have the biggest name in world football managing with the biggest striking name, signing. Right?

The whinging is done on Twitter now. I never bother looking at that thing, it's appalling.

You missed out 'greasy' ...

Anyone else now getting the feeling he's going to be staying? Just me probably.

Are you sure it wasn't the emperor from Star Wars?

Wasn't it Bergkamp most recently?

Can't we make him sit in the stands for a year?