Patrick Bateman

No. Your grammar is dreadful and I'm not writing a thesis as each answer that you can copy and paste. How are you going to form proper metrics from that? Even the gender question is annoying, just put a radio button for M or F FFS!

He's not a stupid bloke and is normally spot on, which gives me a good feeling about the coming season. You just know after 2 years he'll be off to manage Liverpool ...

Stolen from the UI

Welcome Pellegrino!

Agreed. And I like your. Neil Allen style of. Punctuation.

This!

Message to the club - DO NOT SELL VAN DIJK TO LIVERPOOL. I'd rather we let him rot in the f**king reserves if he ends up stropping and not wanting to play.

For the love of god, I wish people would stop posting drivel from HITC - it's complete cr*p, every time.

Well we got what we wanted with the early 80s kit, hopefully it'll stick around for a few years. But yes agree with you that we should also have switched back to navy shorts.

You're very much on your own with that view!

Well that's optimistic of you Don't most clients just say "Hi mate, need a huge favour, can you do this animation thing for us please? Oh and we need it by this Friday, and the budget is tight as you know already, okay, thank you, speak Thursday to approve it"

It won't happen as they like proven managers, i.e. the reason Frank de Boer wasn't chosen last time is because he's only managed Ajax? But I wouldn't say no to Giggs, he'd command some respect!

Yes please! Unlikely, but yes!

The cynic in me agrees - the 2 club 'outlets' saying the same thing ...

I think the writing was on the wall with that backroom staff he hired. Didn't Pascal Plancque come with some reputation from France? And of course Black with the rumours starting straight away that the players didn't like him? Then there was the 'scandal' ... so I presume they've gone as well.

Thank god for that!

Exactly this.

Totally agree with this - he's a good guy and deserved a decent run in the side as I was surprised by how strong he looked again.

Bizarre

I'd love her to be leader and PM.

I wish we were in a position to let these c*nts rot in the reserves, sorry, U23s and run their contracts down. IF this is true, he's just yet another w*nker who is passing through the club and can do one. Football and Saints are fast approaching not getting a penny more out of me, although thanks to the stupid Sky money I'm not sure they'll give a sh*t anyway.

To be fair, from what I've heard (and since read elsewhere), he wasn't overly settled here anyway, so maybe it was HIS calling the shots? But whatever, the club needs to step the f**k up and make some statements.

He wouldn't ever go in person, they'd try to decapitate him and even if they didn't, how the f**k is he going to talk through a peace process after he's agreed to them eradicating western cultures, as presumably that would include democracy. He's such a turd.

"Longest manager"? How odd, I've never thought about that surprisingly enough. What are we talking, 8, 9, 10 inches, MORE?

I got my son one in the actual store, £15 or so.