Patrick Bateman

And I met him, circa 1997/8, decent bloke!

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Rubbish I'd be top half if Toby was playing.

Just suits his posts! haha

Do not, destroy my image of you, ever. The forum will not work for me again. K?

I agree ........

Get cracking

Actually my image of Bearsy is weird. Student, but a gay bear one, like Brian Blessed, only bigger.

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Fizzy coke bottles all the way! Extra strong mints Polos Tic tacs Flying saucers

Hadn't thought of it like that ... I was just being a tit, but you've added a new angle ...

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Hardly a ball breaking feminist, you're 6'4, 25 stone hairy man. Right? I can't believe anyone thinks any differently!!

I imagine you're right, although that'd mean I have to keep Sky just as I'm debating about dumping it

My hypothesis of "I wager we'd be higher than 7th had Toby played" can't be proven. Maybe we'd have conceded 0 goals against Liverpool, West Brom and Swansea and ended the month with four 0-0 results, but 3 more points? Maybe he could have played right back and Clyne or Yoshida at left back (both have played there) instead of Target, so we may have had slightly better forward play? Or maybe he could have played the DM role against Swansea when we were missing both Wanyama and Morgan? Who knows, it's a just a hypothesis.

Indeed, this is the most arrogant thread in a while.

Had he been playing over the past month, I wager we'd be higher than 7th.

Totally agree, he's had a great game and finally, it's nice to see a ref with some balls making the right calls at Old Trafford. I bet Fergie is up in the stands muttering that it wouldn't have happened under his watch Van Gaal just looks gormless, I can see Fergie's face now looking thunderous.

Oh, why?

What class A substances have you been on today?

Indeed and he's not going to come here anyway, we're not big enough for him with a big enough wallet.

I'm sure the latter three are all still here.

Someone needs to have a word in this guy's ear, let him know that he'll f**k up majestically at another club. No seriously, as I've (and others) have said, amazing, very talented player, technically brilliant; we have been lucky to have him this year, would be amazed if we kept him!

Brilliant player, wish we'd seen more of him!