Patrick Bateman

It's going to be even more tediously boring than usual - no one seems to be willing to pay over the top prices for players and it appears that most of the activity is already done?

Calm down dear. Don't get worked up, it's only the internetz.

Ah come on, be fair you don't need Twitter, there's a 50/50 chance he'll be right.

That is fantastic, Fry is a genius!

WTF?? 1. The "sound" would be horrendous, like some high-pitched shrieking when we score, it'd sound awful 2. Why are you checking out people on the terraces instead of watching the match? 3. TERRACES? You utter dinosaur, we all go to sit down in comfort and watch the football don't you know.

No. You're talking sh*t.

Sometimes I love your straight, no nonsense replies fella. That made me laugh!

I'm not with you? Who is Perez?

I have no idea, I'm not Nostradamus.

Why don't we agree to pay the c**t off and let him be a free agent? We spunked a shed load of money on the stupid tw*t, but lessons learned and all that.

Ahhh, maybe we should have had that horrendous out of town football experience after all, how silly.

Do you not meet for mates, even old ones, for a beer or 2? Do you *really* want your missus tagging along with you to football and not have a chance to have a few hours of you and mates? Women can come along, but go shopping instead, that works for me.

Agree, he IS a very over-rated player. Where was it he apparently "turned down", Inter Milan?

What? Why? He's going somewhere he is going to be getting MORE playing time and in fact, will probably be first choice in their normal starting 11.

Yes and a petition telling her how to spend her money is not letting her spend it how she likes ...

They can already do that, down the the park, like anyone else and if they get good, they can rise through the football pyramid, like anyone else.

Maybe because it's painfully boring to watch and of a low standard.

Who is that? Should I know him/her for a reason? Genuinely no clue, but you've made it sound like I should know!

Exactly. Don't wish him ill, don't wish him well, he's now just another player at any other club. Time to make a stake, Harrison Reed!

This has just as much clout as journalist's opinion!

Ah sorry, you must prefer Genesis! My mistake.

A genuine lol from me!

But it is what you said, no? If you had a warm bath, lots of bubbles, a nice Chianti and some Phil Collins on, evening's a good one.