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http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/revealed-how-shaw-persuaded-schneiderlin-9533142 yuk

If he goes to spurs we might as well give up Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

This is true. Van Dijk, Clasie and one other signing will be crucial. Could be a long season Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Tadic. Defending. Never in the same sentence. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Will he play for us against Feyenoord? Or maybe one half each? Hope we get Van Dijk next, followed by a good DM

Good luck Morgan. You were excellent. Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk

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Being finalised tomorrow apparently. Just saw breaking news tweet Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Wait. That means we qualify for champions league, no? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

He also didn't exactly rule out him leaving...

we don't need an attacking midfielder? Oh

Wijnadrum to Newcastle for £14.5m. another one bites the dust

Yes. And judging by that film we should probably stop going on about the amaaaazing facilities. I'm not sure it's quite the first draw for a player.

anyone get the feeling our recruitment team aren't quite what they were? Sounds like we've gone a bit amateurish

Got ticket, flights and hotels booked. Excited!

Woohoo. off to Feyenoord. Will report on how classy Clasie is.

Saints 1 down against some obscure Austrian team. Missing Toby already

Won;t be taking action because it is expensive and time-consuming. Or we have been paid off.

Nice one. You forgot to mention that they are so unimaginative and dim that they pretend 'Oh when the Spurs' is somehow their creation. And also just for your info the way that they conducted themselves over the deal for their new stadium is pretty disgraceful, so I understand.

This feels worse than when Lovren went. Need to get quality in. Suspect the Clasie deal will come quicker now to appease us.

Saints: a new team every year

Les Reed uses time-honoured 'electric shock hand-shaker' bought from ToysRus for 49p.

It depends on the 'contract' etc etc #stickspinsineyes Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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