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Why is Carragher so anti-saints?

Get in. So needed a bit of luck. Nice to see a bit of spark today. Now need the confidence that goal brings and settle it. Crosses are a bit crummy though

I'll bring my boots next game

Trying to think of another premier side Targett would get into. Nope.

'They've had the heart ripped out of them' - Garry Neville on Saints just now on Sky. Looking more like that by the day

Clearly agitating then

'He's not mental or physical for the game', says Koeman. 'I perhaps talk more about that after the game'

So. Clearly. Off. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Chances of being presented to the crowd pre match tomorrow?

Really can't see us winning this one either. Sorry

Sorry, was basing it on two shambles performances with seemingly zero in the way of commitment or tactical guidance

We certainly didn't seem to be... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

'Ooh, my aching stomach please sign me Spurs' Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Extermin-relegate!

The scariest thing is that they don't appear to give a monkey's

Are there three sides worse than us in the Prem right now? I can't think of one

what a shower of ****e

Juanmi finally. What on earth is going on?

Nadir

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Victor Wanyama is unwell. New theatre sensation.

Vlaar would be like being promised a new keyboard for Christmas and getting a Casio VL Tone 1 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Hades, Brazilian play maker Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Definitely need a big man against FC Midgetland

Personally think we're going out, and that MK Dons won't be easy at all either. Then things will slowly get better, concentrating on the league.