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Sort of was the whole point of my jokette

Special tributes at the Capel End

Finish upgraded to top 10

Fonte is captain...

Blimey. This is all looking rather good. Or will we concede a late goal...?

Our fax machine is burnt out

Perhaps we're just trying to make Spurs lose time in attending to this bid in order to stymie their own plans for bids on Jay Rod/ Morgan/ Clyne

£15m. Townsend. World's gone mad.

That link is a very popular one...

Capel is in on loan with £5m option to buy.

Pochettino is a total twonk and Spurs the most loathsome club in Britain

Capel in on loan http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/southampton-set-borrow-sporting-lisbon-4142758

Please be true. I get much more excited about CBs than most other positions as it's something we've not been great at over the years. Would be big signing

True, but Lennon has better end product. Just.

Lennon apparently available. Would be so much better than dross Townsend.

Much rather sell Jay Rod than Schneiderlin to be honest

Think they might go for this. Jay no guarantee he'll be as he was. Shame Townsend is such pants

Danny Rose. QED

I'm going to Wembley on Wednesday and am expecting to be shocked at the dearth of available talent...

He really isn't

Feel SO sorry for Pochettino. Not. Hope their idiot fans start whining already and crank up the pressure...

I think he'll be off in January, and that's the gentleman's agreement he's made with Koeman and co

Amazing result. Well done saints. Happy bunny tonight ( apart from losing my cricket match and getting triggered on 0)

Good man. Needs a good chant next home game

Guardian report: Taider set for the exit after three weeks Saphir Taider is set to leave Southampton three weeks after arriving on a season-long loan. The 22-year-old midfielder joined on 6 August from Internazionale, with a view to signing permanently. The deal saw Southampton’s record signing Dani Osvaldo go the other way, although Taider’s spell at St Mary’s has been even more farcical than the Italy international’s. It is understood the midfielder, an unused substitute in all three of Southampton’s matches, is to head back to Italy. Taider did not fit into the group of players or the manager Ronald Koeman’s worth ethic. The Algeria international is reportedly set to complete a move to the Serie A side Sassuolo, although his departure does not affect Osvaldo’s loan deal at San Siro. PA