DT

he still had a bit to do there. ace

brilliant goal. bertrand amazing there. at last.

I think I'll do one for the team by switching over. Bound to score then. Here goes...

Everyone is having a bad game. It happens.

Mane off for Cork please.

Flattest atmosphere at a football match EVAH

On a positive note, if Foster had brought their lad down it would have been a red and we would have had to endure Davis back between the sticks for a couple of games...

Mane - a bit of a headless chicken

Wanyama shocking. not much zip to us tonight. Most odd

Just shows how important Davis is to us in the middle

You stupid bloody div, Foster

Fraser's kit appears to have run in the wash

Mane looks like a substitute-type player at the moment. Ah well, creating chances...

Hull have fallen apart

Oh bad LUCK Poch. That should shut their brain dead fans from singing OUR song for a bit, pretending it's theirs

Part one of Defectors Sunday on Sky over. Bad luck Adam, Ricky and LOLvren, good luck Ramirez in stuffing the north London yobbos led by Pitchistinyo. A 4-0 loss would probably mean curtains. Here's hoping

Koeman's would win 2-0. Pochettino would be seen after the game measuring the pitch with one of those wheelie things surveyors use.

I fear that this is a meltdown

I would like to think that had he been a Saints player that as soon as he was released from his term we would have put out a statement saying that on no account would a convicted rapist be playing for a club like us. Will be some interesting chants when we play them, no doubt.

This is Levy's strategy all over: buy, rather than nurture. Which is why he is a twonk

He should ask Lovren what it's like

Spurs pitch clearly very small today...

Has it got free money sewn in the seams? I'd like that

A kit made by a proper manufacturer and available in national stores/online internationally would be good. Growing the family and all that *waves at China*

They are second in the deluded league only to Spurs