DT

Speaking of defectors, here's Eyal Berkovic's latest experience away from the home of football: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29898203 Wow

Pitchistinyo

it must be something other than his tactical ineptitude, obvs

I hope he gets sacked. Sorry.

Can't get excited about a post knee-op Jay Rod. Sell for highest price.

Pochettino says Spurs' poor form is all down to having a small pitch. Oh.

Someone who doesn't score goals directly

Lovren's head was at the far post

North London yobbos with crummy fans and unoriginal singing. Hope they disappear

Oh bad luck Poch. One win in seven. Hangman's noose approaching...

phew

nervy

Wouldn't like to be Poyet's cat tonight

Long doesn't look too happy. Miserable git

He does it every week

Looks a bit too open at the back for my liking but will deffo take 3-0!

Hey, Gus. How are you feeling?

Can't stand Adam Lallana. Wispy-beardy show pony.

Whatever happens, we must sign or song louder than they sign our song, the unoriginal idiots

I think he looks very assured. Did wind me up the other day thought when one commentator, praising him, said that Chambers hadn't fallen into the trap many have when they move to 'a big club'. Grrr. Think it might have been Hoddle speaking, in which case it was laced with ire. He might come back disabled...

Oh bad luck Poch. You knob

'I think ee's a triffic player, really triffic' - Harry, earlier (about anyone)

Not on a bike

Paris and Menorca. Sorry.

Still no Boruc. Sulking?