DT

At least we always score. Oh.

Another completely mystifying substitution

Can we get the ref to stop the 'fight'?

Worst corner ever seen in the premier

Contractual

Just back from the game. It was awful.

I reckon Nigel has said to the players at half time that he'll go if we don't get anything tonight. Just a hunch.

I'm afraid this has all the hallmarks of 'Adkins has taken us as far as he can'. 442 please.

Team selection very bad. Should have selected Man U. Hahahahahah. Hilarious joke.

Even Ray Winstone can't see us scoring

Fonte trying rugby there.

Out to Fox, who chips it up the wing again to noone in particular.

Masterchef's on.

Here you go mate. Have a free shot. Not a single player closing him down. Absolutely cack.

Schneiderlin has to get into this game. Passenger at the moment.

Why do we keep chipping it straight to them?

Sorry, but Lambert has been gash so far. And looks completely disinterested.

Passing's atrocious.

Fox playing. Loss.

Our lot couldn't nail a cross even if it was from David Beckham

Persuade Ledley King to give it one last go.

Odd team selections, appalling recruitment, blind tactics, naivety, lack of bite or heart, paper-thin confidence, moments of nice football. 2/10

Stranded

You would have hoped he'd drop his wage demands a little to play again for his home team but such is the average money-grabbing mercenary these days.

I mean, AS IF.