DT

Hands off, Mr Pardew

Stuart Baggs

Great bit of business

why?

quite...

Come home Maik Taylor

Hooray! a keeper!

Allardyce for us? Only joking.

bring back Pardew (joke) (ish)

he only went to Crystal Palace because he thought it was a pub

so he gets his bonus

where's the bit about Pardew sacking? (specsavers moment on my part). The other bits are just rebuttals. Hardly earth-shattering.

PS what a rubbish 'exclusive'

'we want to be Barcelona'. Good. So do I.

Nicola: actually, I AM a woman, and Mr Pardew hit on me.

very very believable. would only add snippet from Beeb: It is believed Pardew became close friends with Newcastle owner Mike Ashley and director Derek Llambias when all three were familiar faces at an exclusive London casino where Llambias was managing director. so that's gambling, booze, women, and fighting. what a nice chap 'I' am. (for the lawyers)

there is not an ounce of truth in this. there might be a pound or a stone, though. have been a saints fan for too long not to see problems around the corner, even when they are only hints. er. written up in a national newspaper.

Sounds about right. Oh dear. Here we go again.

Lovely jubbly. Many thanks, Steve. I might even make the top 50 by the end of the Millennium...

Steve - are you going to answer any of these queries?

Lickle reminder: Pardew once described in commentary how Essien I think it was 'absolutely raped' another player. That's how good his command of the English language was.

Matt Le Icier

Alan Snowball

would it help if i said i was from Russia? Or Qatar? Or had pockets stuffed with envelopes? sorry, 'and'.

world hunger is nothing. the Cheltenham game is where it's at.