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Alan Pardew was so surprised at the anal emission that he decided to uncharacteristically fold his arms.

I sort of agree but can't help compare what Pardew has done (v good signings, in my view, but a bot tardy on the CB front (and I'd get a new keeper too)) and what Strachan might have done in terms of morale and motivation. Upshot is I reckon we'd have about 3 more points at the mo. We'll get better. Just slowly.

nasty people in the world shock any kids yourself?

why on earth are you watching that and not the cricket?

Good gay scene in Nottingham? Heh heh

Yes, but it doesn't involve (the) our Sol. (think about it)

Does he ever buy carbohydrate?

Did he pause over the Oranjeboom?

Did he linger over the Edam?

No, I don't think he wants a first win and will therefore but out his weakest team possible. Professorial skills to the fore again, eh?

Can you honestly see us keeping a clean sheet? With that 'corridor of uncertainty' at the back between keeper and defence? 2-2 or maybe a 2-1 if we're lucky.

Rupert lowe was always moaning about how KD couldn't handle a football, eh? Sounds like me! Maybe he wasn't quite so clueless! Portvliet, however, sounds like a bit of a goon here. I reckon the wotte stuff rings true though.

so was I. no he wasn't.

Can he play centre back?

now we need a keeper who doesn't confuse every defence he's been with... Good signing though.

Totally agree. Creates total confusion by not coming off his line. Not enough to be a good shot stopper. Wish he'd gone to the Hammers.

CB very much a priority.

Just go long haul, Paul Don't forget your brolly, Olly!

quite impressed with the way their chairman is handling all this.

If we buy all their players we will walk this league IMO.

who are the club's advisors? agents?

To be fair, he's said he has signed, rather than is in talks, which is still new news, and that there are more to come, which is confirmation. What more do you want in two short sentences from a web chat? I suppose you want him to go on about how players like him 'MAKE' the team play football. That's real insight.

I think it was a play on the Hammond organ. whoosh.

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