John Boy Saint

If you are looking for a book to read take a look at the very last James Herbert book called Ash............. Bit of similar brain tease towards the end and a good read with it.

I thought someone said on another thread that Erwin was at that game to present the cup

Simples every seat in the ground has a key pad like when it's ask the audience on who wants to be a millionaire, with buttons in-out-foul-no foul- red - yellow - handball. Seems pretty straight forwards to me everyone's a winner.................

The fact that Yoshida had walloped the ball away as JWP clattered Defoe must deem it worthy of disputing. The only bizarre downside is how much mud from the Clattenburg nonsense is still swilling around in the water, and JWP gets a further 2 matches for asking the question, as has happened with players at "lesser" clubs in the past.

Unfortunately Basingstoke Town and (I'll wash my mouth out) Havant & W failed in their bid to get out of the Conference South, so a bit of a duff weekend for Ampshoire sides all round,

Seeing all that confetti along the touch line made me think of this:

Bugger I missed the bloody cut off!!! Hang on I had a nice bottle Sav-Blanc lined up for tonight: where's that gone?!!!

How did we get on this afternoon:scared::scared::scared::D

Use to like Xoriguer Gin from Mahon Menorca initially made to quench the thirst of the British Navy whilst the island belonged to the British Crown some years ago.

Like him or loathe him you have to feel for him and their children 34 is no age http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-32563022

Gave me a Saturday morning titter

So are half the questions

i have a friend who was Landlord of the Kestrel Pub in Basingstoke he can remember getting home from Wembley on the Saturday evening then something about laying on the floor his next recollection was Thursday!!

Still A penny a mile from New Zealand with Saints has to be cheaper than an air ticket:p I take it you did read Koolmans location?

Been very good on the road this season. So well in with a chance.

Should have opted for the Sunderland game that was only a penny a mile for away travel.......I will let you do the maths on your savings:D

You aren't going to have a pillar or adjacent stand blocking your view, went there first season it opened we were right on the back row upstairs and the players were quite little when at the far end.

Got told by the ticket office late this morning that it's looks very much like it might sell out if not today not long into tomorrow.

In the comfort of your split level very much sought after Penthouse built on the site of the old corporation dump, no doubt.

As is Pep Guardiola's.........which starts the most bizarre auction as they both start a bidding war for the job where they each offer their services for less money than the other. Even more bizarrely this has nothing to do with managing what has fast become the richest club in the world due to the number of exhibition games they have played in North Korea following the sudden fall of the communist regime, and the discovery of larger oil and precious mineral reserves than the whole of the Middle East and South Africa put together under its soil, turning them very quickly into a capitalist state. It emerges that the whole country supports Southampton after a friendship struck up between a couple of the national team players and Terry Paine during the 1966 World Cup. These exhibition games earn Saints per minute what Man City were paid for a whole exhibition game in January 2015 in the middle east which emerged as a sly effort by their owners to inject more cash into the club via the back door and avoid falling foul of FFP. Now all this money has filtered into the accounts Saints can Hoover up any player they wish without fear of sanction to push hard for the elusive CL qualification. Pep and Jose both really want the job as living or having a job in Southampton is the only way they can qualify to buy a residential property on the new waterfront between the Itchen Bridge and the old TVS studios as this has become the most desirable property location in the world with land values that dwarf Sandbanks to mere pennies by comparison, replacing the Northam bridge with a tunnel to lessen road noise saw the prices rise another 45% the day the first car entered the Matt & Franny Tunnel.

Not a surprise, some of the questions that are asked in these press conferences are pretty banal, the one the other day asking if he was going to play a weakened team against Chelsea deserved the response it got. Half the blokes in the room got moist at him alledgedly being sacked, it was column inches from heaven, tapped out their 5 penneth worth then had to back track. To me he seems like an intelligent chap with very little patience, who has no time for the football media circus and the inane clap trap that it spews out more often than not, don't think he has much patience for cobblers in general. What makes him slightly quirky is that he considers what he says almost in an effort to avoid what he says wasting another 5 minutes of his life with the question that his answer might provoke. Think his no nonsense demeanour probably went a long way towards bucking the players ideas up and saving us from relegation in the short number of games he was manager for.

Think our fingers are still singed from the last player we got from them as a pay-off from those shysters. still these days we ain't desperate or stupid

I seem to get the impression that the ones that are ready are kept on the simmer out on loan where they get competitive game time whilst becoming more street wise.

Just as an aside I still think Steven Davis for the £750k goodwill payment to Rangers (that we got told off for making) has been a cracking bit of business.

Good job we got the Chelsea games out of the way early then:D