John Boy Saint

Back home after day of earning an honest crust and this is still going strong No challenger Bearsy, just a hopeful sparring partner, who has shown his inexperience and amateur status by reading the OP and making an assumption.Then trying to be clever posting upon it 218 posts and 5 pages into a thread. Had sotonjoe read beyond the op, then he would have seen that his hasty question would have been answered (in this particular case), thus avoiding the possibility of looking a chump rather than a champ. Still a valid question if you are paying £40 to watch Football why would you want to miss 5 minutes either side of half-time queuing for food that you probably don't honestly need at that time of day.

Bloody hell! Fame at last and on the Muppet Show too!!! That is worth so much alone!! For the record, boy was he getting on my tits!!(if you hadn't noticed at the time, and the silly aR$e tried it on again the other day!). Thank you and Merry Christmas!!

Pardew said it was just Handbags on MOTD

Getting a bit weird this, first Mandela passes away on the opening night of The Long Walk in Cinemas heightening people's awareness Then tonight the BBC embarks on an adaptation of the Great Train Robbery over 2 nights, tonight from the robbers side then the Police side tomorrow. 2 opposite ends of the spectrum regarding the men involved I know (seems a bit wrong mentioning both names at the same time) But still a bit weird,

if that doesn't catch on then there is no hope of anything beyond the usual players name added squeezed into the 3-4 well raped and pillaged terrace backing tracks!

Oh Great my wife is on there, gunna get nothing but bloody ridicule now tonight when getting ready for bed: Cheers Hatch (can I change my vote on the survey?)!

Glenda looks like an old woman who's been dragged through the hedge in that first photo in the Mail. Still Christmas won't be skimped in the AVB household £16m in pay offs from his last 2 jobs!!! How the dickens did I end up selling Wooden bloody Spoons!!??!!

My Boss a QPR supporter says that as a shot stopper Cesar is great, and he can play as a sweeper with dribbling skills better than Boruc up the Ar$e the other week, but when it comes to the bread and butter of goal keeping it's like someone has hammered 12" screws through his boots rooting to the line. He also said that blending him and Rob Green together would make an exceptional keeper, on Green he said that he is a great keeper but that occasional ricket he drops is so spectacular that everyone gets on his back and weakens him for the next couple of games. Take note Gazza bashers.

You can't hide the fact that early on this season they did get some wins via dubious soft penalties awarded in their favour, penalties that just about every ref on every other game has done that "No Penalty!" Both arms out Aeroplane impression.

Didn't he have a spin on the Blackburn Merry-go-round just recently? Chris Foy ref, hope the wind is blowing in our favour with him as he can be a bit of a funny bugger sometimes: being the cynic that I am, I fully expect the directive has gone out already from the FA to Old Mother Riley at the Refs club to be kind to Spurs on Sunday.

He might want to live besides the sea again, just maybe the quality of fish to fiddle with in the glistening canals of Stoke aren't a patch on those found in the Solent!!

.....................It's was halfway through the next week!!! And the Ref still tried to give them till Friday to nail the winner!!

You are just kidding to make a point here......................................... Aren't you?!?!

17th position in the Premiership 1 point above the dotted line, and you are soon to move into a 54,000 seater stadium. Championship football is the last thing Gold Sullivan and Brady want or can afford. They have a £17m Pit Pony, who's hold up play is the kingpin to BFS's style of play, and he is laid up lame in the stable. Rickie is the obvious target in that Kevin Davies at Bolton role, big, hard gets stuck in, holds the ball up well sets up other team mates, a perfect fit in the Rufty Tufty West Ham style, and now he has a bit of finesse added in. They would have have to lay down some pretty serious money before NC would consider coming to the negotiating table, and that for a 30 something will show how desperate West Ham are to stay in amongst the riches of the Premiership. Still another story built on assumptions with a place in the England squad to Brazil underpinning it.

I think he became damaged goods when he flitted from Skatesmouth to Blackpool? then Blackburn in about 3 weeks

Watching Spurs this afternoon v Liverpool and they don't seem to like it up them!

Try and give it a run to get it up to temperature, friends bought a car in a hurry, the seller had wiped the mayonnaise off the oil filler cap so it looked good. 20 minutes down the road after buying white smoke out the back, Head Gasket shot! Judder when pulling away and sometimes between gears, normally points to clutch wear.

Blimey Greavsie's saying "It's a funny old game" still holds true today. Barking mad!

Keeps the points tally ticking along. Sounded a feisty at the end on the bench.

Merson almost off his chair in fits of laughter at the ref getting knocked on his backside

Obviously Gazza blinded Remy with psychology, act the goat Remy slots it 5 yards wide

And Fulham have a neutral stand in an effort to swell the gate with "passers by". West Ham sang "your grounds too big for you" this season at SMS if ever a song was going to come back and haunt fans then that was it. They all live in the shadow of Chelsea, Arsenal, and to a slightly lesser extent Spurs, QPR are going to have to achieve something special consistently to fill a 40,000 stadium with more glamorous teams in the same town. I have cousins who are Bury season ticket holders, one of them was part of the fans trust that saved them from going pop a few years ago, they always said that if you look at the attendances at all the other clubs around Manchester they rarely reach capacity simply because United especially suck football fans in like a Hoover locally (despite Football folklore) so the lesser the team the bigger the struggle to get folks through the turnstile. So strong is their influence that when the protest team FC United of Manchester got up and running they shared Bury's Gigg Lane for home games and attendances were on a par with Burys home gates. Someone must have done the maths at QPR before deciding on a 40,000 seat stadium though.

Set themselves up as Solicitors! ​(don't worry Colin it only took 2 days for someone to take the bait)

The Burnley Chairman was 50% right in his summation of their fellow relegation sufferers (although Hull being sold could be considered as being 100% right)

Just managed to get through to the ticket office to get tickets for my 2 daughters for Chelsea on New Years Day, straight away the chap said we only have singles then took ages to find 2 seats in the same block on the same row. New Years Day at a sensible time will always be popular especially with only one game at home over Christmas then factor in kids like mine being away at Uni and working weekends having chance to get to a game, still pretty good to be selling games so well so far in advance, even if it is a glamour club for the JCLs to get moist about.