John Boy Saint

I am behind the Sofa!!!

I thought he had a sound game at Stoke, almost like he had never been out. If he has anything about him he must be gagging to get back in especially now we have Forren on his shoulder.

Not a surprise at all as they have lost the plot again on clothing, I buy my suits for work from them as they are pretty bulletproof, but last trip there was a bit of a chore, Mrs JBS has given up completely.

I went to school out in the wilds of north Ampshire in Silchester a pleasant little village, the Primary School was just over one minor road back in 1969 got taken right to school first day age 5 then to the road on the second day, day 3 went the whole mile from home, of course back then you were Tufty Club road smart and you had badges to prove it. Once you had cleared Winter half term and the nights started drawing out, going to school took 10 - 15 minutes, going home anything up to 2 hours.................. Especially if it had been raining hard in during the day and there was plenty of puddles to test your Welles in.

Blimey Clyne made team of the day on MOTD so they can't all bad

Hey the porn that just popped up on one of the tabs that one of those sites dumped on my iPad has been pretty good. How are Saints getting on?

What joy that was, if it wasn't on the Telly it would never have kicked off. Certainly felt for those who had to get back to Ampshoire, I was staying in Balsall Common 25 minutes away and that was a nightmare. Still Villa park is not as far as St James park to be told the game is off an hourish before kick off.

Haven't been to a concert in years. Certainly did my fair share a good few years ago Iron Maiden, Scorpions, Ian Gillan, hmmmm bit of a theme here...........until..... An opportunity arose for tickets to see Michael Jackson at Wembley Stadium on his Bad tour, yet to be Mrs JBS back then liked Wacko Jacko, so for the princely sum of £35 I had 2 tickets for a Friday night, she gets to see her first live concert and I get my wicked way booked for a few weeks. I have to say despite going for her, it is up there as one of the best concerts I have seen. But my addition to the list is Genesis seen them 5 times the only disappointment was We Can't Dance, which was a bit bland. All the others had were the extraviganza's they were famous for. The one moment that is etched in my mind was NEC somewhen back in the 1980s, they had developed the Vari Light 32 colours in one light box which was right at the cutting edge of stage lighting, in their famous track called The Cage there is a line "raindrops keep falling on my head" at that moment the lights switched into rain mode Wow 8 rows from the front of the stage I was sat in an absolute deluge but bone dry!

Build a tower taller than the Burj Khalifa, with a bloody great big spike hidden inside, like they did when the Chrysler Building was built, to push through the roof when anyone else dares to build something higher.

"So Boss are you going to put yourself in goal on Saturday?"

Shows young Luke is as mature off the field as he is on it. Excellent news nice to see we have the ability these days to screw our young talents to the floor with us rather than them instantly having their heads turned by "bigger clubs".

Bloody cheek, it's about time we dug our heels in with them buggers, 2nd World War they sent us an invoice for, nicked our Rocket knowledge to put men into space, wanted us to just hand over the Falklands until Maggie Thatcher ( yup her the un-educated in the South of England hate cos its "cool") put them straight. They Have a one way extradition order. To them we are a theme park, that obeys when they say heel. ..................... And some silly fools here get all excited on the 4th July, American Independance Day: er who were they getting Independance from?

I was looking forward to this then when the dates came out its one of 3 weekends I have to work this year. Booooooooooo!

My Missus baulks at most weird spirits that I bring home like a stray dog I have found on my way home, so my Parma Violet Surprise is safe in the cocktail cabinet. Just got to learn not to drink it and enjoy a cigar at the same time.

We just need to get right in their faces from the off, we did that v Newcastle and they looked super wobbly, Villa look like they could be ultra wobbly if we get into them and get a few in the back of the net early on. Bradford looked very well organised, must be an ex Southampton thing.

Funny how the value of €12m seems to be the going rate with most of the players we are associated with.

He got the heave ho right on Christmas (not nice) when Burley turned up with his own goal keeping coach, then ended up with good old 'Arry down the skates.

Just as half baked. You could have 3 potential subs for positions viewed as under performing being audibly, to those on the pitch, being called back from warming up and shown the play book, might make those on the pitch go ooo-errr is that for me an play a bit harder for the remainder of the first half: of course that could backfire with a bit of over exuberant play and a silly freekick given away. You would think that with the amount of sports psychology that exists these days, silly ideas like ours would have been considered in some form or other.

Kiss my backside you plum!!

Coles was not as great as is lead to believe, most of the keepers he had were not too shabby. If a fat lad in the offy can point out some of the faults of the keeper to Coles, when said lad didn't know who Coles was, and Coles implements what he was told, most of which was bloomin obvious. The bloke is arrogant and struck lucky with Jones then Niemi in quick succession to boost his "Aura".

Is it turned off off as in powered down or just in standard sleep mode. There is a website called Where Are You or Find my phone something of that ilk, if you have have access to your emails via your phone from what I understand you can trace it with that. One of my mates couldn't find his phone as we were preparing to leave La Manga for our flight home we used this website as one of the lads is a bit of a player and his wife uses it to track him!! We tracked it down to the Golf buggy shed it was that accurate.

Pretty much the same, had a feeling of we just went through the motions of having to play the game, if we got something out of it then ok. 5-1 was a bit cheesy but Adkins sat down for most of the second half says a lot. I have to say next time we have Mike Dean as a ref beforehand we really must practise chipping the ball against anyone in the boxes arm, that has to be the most gift wrapped penalty decision ever. Ah well C'est la vie.

Perhaps we should start a little fund for you to go down for a beer at least 3-4 times a match.

What was nice about that afternoon, apart from the bleedin obvious, was the Stadium announcer giving out the score that guaranteed Walsall staying up so all of a sudden everyone in the St Mary's was happy.

Iker Casillas as the makeweight in the Shaw to Real Madrid deal, Mourinho has already tested the water by dropping him for the first time in ages for the Malaga game just before Christmas.