John Boy Saint

The way Cotterill keeps on bleating about the size of his squad every bloody week on Solent, I wouldn't be surprised if sometime soon the tickets to get into Notarf Krap have the added line: Bring your boots you might get a game!! That must have smarted for the bulk of them to watch their side go out to a team who flirted with a trip to the Blue Square Premiership for the bulk of last season.

Don't need rotten apples in the barrel. As has been said above, its no good having a player who has decided that he no longer wants to be with us souring the moral of the squad. The only trouble is anyone we are pursuing in the transfer market has just had his value re appraised by the selling club.

There use to be a chap sat in a Coracle on the river Severn out the back of the old Gay Meadow, Shrewsbury. Should a ball be launched over the stand during a match he would row after it to retrieve it, it was the same chap for years!!

The Ref did give the "come on goalie speed it up" hand motion (similar to the moving ball) to KD twice in the 1st half.

Licence to waste time when needed, without any shadow of a doubt. The likes of Reading and Brighton manipulating the system and putting on youngsters to carry out their directive in the face of a foaming at the mouth effing & jeffing opposing player is also a little bit unscrupulous. Probably also a factor when the decision was made to abolish multi ball.

I thought I would pitch one for you instead

Unfortunately just like all the stewards and coppers I was watching Saints giving Leeds the run around, unlike the coppers and Stewards I spotted this rotund chap out of the corner of my eye and was so amazed that he had the time to walk the Yorkshire Dales twice and maintain his expensively honed torso by drinking 8 pints in every Pub along said route that I was too stunned to extract my Nikon fitted with a 800mm mirror lens from my pocket to snap off a couple of rolls. Anyway I thought Asking for a photo was " Rule 4" or is it different on this channel??

Not seen it anywhere else: Did anyone see that Portly Yorkshire Gent walking his Whippet out of the Leeds fans through the line of stewards into the empty seats in the Itchen to have a friendly chat with the Saints fans on the other side of the netting North - South divide. It was amazing how long it took for anyone to go and sort him out!

Guys behind us in the Chapel when the ref awarded the penalty were going mad, we thought for a moment they were Leeds fans, then said "please Kelvin don't save this one!,". Then quickly followed up "we have got money on 3-1!!!". Quite amusing.

Send him where? First game of the season against a not so shabby Leeds squad & he played well, one slighty dodgy moment first half & a penalty that Leeds were going get off the ref if they threw themselves at the floor enough. On the flip side there was a moment in the second half where Jaidhi would have been skinned but Aaron kept with the Leeds player wiping out his options. Nigel chose him in the first squad of the season so just trust his judgement, and stop all this loaning out and he needs more experience cobblers

A big customer phoned me with a big order mid hold this morning, so tried again 12:15 , 26minutes later deal done. For those of you giggling at us fools, I am over the wall this afternoon to where I don't want to be calling an 0800 number from, when the lady on the phone was chatting as screens loaded she said that the majority of calls were from folks who knew exactly where they wanted to sit. So the big rush is obviously folks wanting to be with mates, and folks like me with one day to buy.

For a bloke we coughed up a few bob on, he must have really piddled da Management off with his attitude.

Hooray I have found at least one of the numpties who sometimes sit behind me spouting complete and utter cobblers about Saints and their players............. And then whilst discussing good old Archie Beadle ( you know him who went out with Flossie Arbothnot at school way back when) and his Bunions, misses half the action on the pitch!!!!!!!! Just the Bristol Rovers goal........ that was it????!!!!!!! I rest my case.

Errrr, that being the case you would not have to build new houses as your policy on Golfers would reduce the population significantly.

Stay out of the Sea: it's full of Turdy Fish & Sea Mice with Red noses!!

Looking at today's coverage, methinks you might be left with both right and left arms!!! Joking apart be a shame if you get lumbered with them, if you had tickets for next weekend you might be having to get in some training for Foot and mouth painting!!!

I am a wooden spoon salesman, and probably the best paid in the industry according to my boss. . . . . . . my P60s have Missus John Boy asking questions, so he must be right: 18 holes at Wentworth west tomorrow anyone?

There is nowt wrong with our club crest. Despite it's age.

Rusty razor blades, ropes, rickety stools and stout branches available at special offer prices from my website http://www.johnboysaint@theendisnigh.co.uk Once again we have a thread with an underlying tone of every single player on our books is useless in the position they hold in the team. Just about every single game we played last season was a Cup Final, we even had the crack about asking the FL to investigate why teams upped their game by 10-20% against us and were ordinary against our closest rivals. Our Nigel is no fool, when he was in this league with Scunny the only thing holding his team back was a bobbins budget (I can remember Scunny coming to SMS a couple of years ago, how they were not 4-0 up in the first 15mins was a miracle) the team he has at Southampton is Gold plated by comparison. Chill folks and have faith.

Stupid connection double post: sorry

We are not a chuffin retirement home for knackered & crocked players. We have had our days of buying players that have needed gluing back together in the hope that they might prove to be bargain.

From the same game David Peach in acres of space all alone forcing Peter Shilton to commit himself early only for Peachy to take the ball round his helplessly sprawling body to slot home for a moment that will live with me for ever. Holmes lob as above Vignal from just over the halfway line v Leicester Regarding the Baird Exocet, I recall it as Bale shaped to take the free kick, then "passed" right to Surman in the centre who stepped over it to great groaning from the crowd as they had also been sold the dummy, only for Baird to approach the ball like an express train viciously smash it into the net. It was the moment of stunned silence from the crowd as the ball tried to escape through the back of the net that was very noticeable. Probably loads that I have missed, didn't Smudger have a triple save v the Arse that he had no right to save.

Who's going to tell him he inadvertently switched on face time on his phone and that SW crashed for 45 seconds as a result!!!!

Fair play to her, if all these companies and organisations wish to throw freebies & jollys at her. The one thing all this infatuation with her does is lessen the intrusion into her sisters life slightly.

We just had 7 ceilings and a whole heap of pipe and wiring chases done, Coving put up in 2 rooms. The finish was exceptional, in fact the ceilings were so good it hurt to see the Missus rollering emulsion over them. Cost us £1300+/- total, and to be honest if I paid over the odds C'est la vie as far as we are concerned for the total "experience" from beginning to end it was money well spent.