John Boy Saint

Go to the Programme shop under the Chapel they had a pile of Carlisle ones there on Saturday. If you sit elsewhere that can't access the Chapel just ask the stewards at the Chapel end gates and in return for your ticket they will let you in and back out again returning your ticket (entry was that way a few years ago).

How do you think I actually managed to get married?!? ...............................Chuffin good job Missus John Boy does not frequent here!!! :smt021

I use to like the smell of Fawley as it wafted over Southampton City centre, having moved to north Hampshire at 4 1/2 smelling that coal tar aroma always told me when I was home. Doesn't seem to occur very often these days :-( .............. No doubt a relief to those who smelt it every day.

There will be a Nodding Donkey in the middle of the pitch by Christmas. Good for them. Also good that we won't have to go in search of new arch rivals in Football.

Maybe Pards is keeping everyone in the side on their toes with a suprise loanee "to threaten" those getting comfy before January comes around. One thing is for certain we are going to have to change the size of shape of the Matchday Programme as we are in danger of running out of space for the squad on the back. ;-)

We did the stadium tour when SMS was still shiny and new, our guide on the day said that they have to provide a certain number of seats on the front rows for people who have a temporary disability like yourself, who would be a hindrance in the middle of the stand with crutches should the stadium need to be evacuated in a hurry. So let them know when you buy your tickets.

I'll try Turkmenistan

Chuffin hell some people really need to pull their heads out of their backsides, we ain't going to get a sniff of the Champions League for quite a while so lets make the most of where we are and get a seasonally hard earned bit of silverware in the cabinet. Last seasons final was thoroughly entertaining game................... The chance to give Malwhinney the bird when he is presented to the players like Luton Fans did would be worth the effort getting to the final alone.

If it ain't on the smelly then I can go down the Golf range with my mate and improve my novice game while the missus gets very happy with life with his wife.................. For those thinking of a bit of girl on girl action sorry but they will spend the evening in a menage et trois avec Pierre Smirnoff putting the world to rights.

I think that if they had scored again they would have been a threat in the second half but we had the upper hand for most of the game. If we could break the habit of treating the half way line as a barbed wire fence when defending we would not have to defend so much, we got so deep in our half too many times.................. just look what happens when we do press on we wallop a team 4-1. Fantastic way to get in positive points well done lads, I knew you would stumble along through the deficit then explode into positivity.

WWhhhhooooooooooooooooooosssssshhhhhhhhhhh Smoke on!

Having provided for himself with a moderate income paying full Tax and NI without any draw on the welfare state for the whole of his long working life Mr Squirrel when he calls on the welfare state for assistance will have every single obstruction in the book put up in his way as no way can a provider to the welfare state become a beneficiary as he should get back providing again as soon as possible seeing as he does not have the natural inclination to do bugger all and sign on every week thus supporting the welfare state to the income levels that will be effective allowing Mr Grasshopper to carry on doing feck all and laughing at Mr Squirrels endeavours when he his back to work................... Fullstop

Trouble is in those days wearing a replica shirt in public on a matchday said "Please feel free to kick my head in"!!

Shame the pourage contract didn't get lost in the administration. It would be very nice to have a free house, although the bar staff test would have to be passed as the vacant look you would get when buying a round and asking for a pint of Hobgoblin, Spitfire, Regatta, Doom Bar, Timothy Taylor and a bottle of Sprite would see spontaneous combustion before your eyes.............. Asking for a Pasty and a Coffee makes you wonder if you pronounced coffee correctly.

Simples: by prostituting all the other players

So obviously he knows that he bought a Comedy club then!!!? Obviously a brain like a JellyFISH

He probably couldn't get his head around the fact that all the facilities at Meadow Lane were far superior to those found at Farton Park................. Showers at the training ground alone must have had his head in a spin (not for the reasons joked about, just that there were some).

My Granny use to complain whenever I presented her with another Saints patch to sew onto my coat, she always reckoned that I must have spent enough in that shop to buy a new centre forward. One of the best things I remember buying in the shop was a team line up A3 poster on a Friday, which was always available in August back in the late 70's early 80's then waiting at the players entrance at 1pm for them to come out of training and get them to sign themselves on it, then carefully roll it back up to take home an pin on the wall for a season. I bet if they printed an A3 squad poster for sale today it would sell out............ There was also the squad photo as a Jigsaw at Christmas which had a black and white puzzle on the reverse.

From row BB in the Chapel during the Captains shake and toss Hammond was prowling around and from there he looked a little like Beattie. Some of his tackling although immense did have me looking at the ref waiting for his reaction, when Dean was finally booked the ref pointed there, there, there, there, there, there, here............ Name?

They weren't playing kidnap again!!

Does the Swiss Flag fly all week outside St Mary's or only on Matchdays when ML is in attendance.............. Just like when the Queen is at home in Buck House or Windsor Castle.

Amazing how the OCD stalker fans don't get winkled out of these things just about everyone at the club know who these folks are, they don't contribute anything just waste time on other peoples more valid question. I am surprised Mr McMillan can face being associated with Southampton Football Club anymore seeing as we are now owned by a Billionaire: doesn't quite fit in with the socialist ideal, unless you are a Bollinger Bolshevik.

Is that where the Rozzers were off to in a great hurry down the Northam Rd after the game?

Very funny

Ditto with Chez My thoughts on Jaidi and Trotman on the final whistle were that Jewsons & Mixamate have finally found their way to SMS with the bricks & mortar delivery.