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Plastic though, I have it on good authority Semmens uses Rightguard.

Leslie needs to return to his 'spiritual home' and bounce back. He's only 67 and Ralph could do with him in his backroom pulling strings and stuffing envelopes.

I was cynical as the window petered out yesterday but have to say in those brief interviews he comes across as happy, earnest and enthusiastic - and that was probably late at night in a hotel somewhere. Though the press team seem to think we've re-signed Gareth Bale! By contrast he's looked haunted at Everton in the past two years, a shadow of himself. Happy to have him back and hope that he gives it a really good go, the younger players especially should benefit from his profile and experience.

Terrific goal from Rom, Diallo may have a wait to get in the side. Won’t tempt fate but up to tenth as things stand at the mo.

Brewster's Millions [of pounds overpriced]. He looks like he's about to have a nervous breakdown.

I'll do it for nostalgia: 'young, hungry, and likely to improve...'

Certainly Pompey scum and scummers up until the mid to late-eighties. The hard of thinking to the east invented their claim and a social history thereafter.

FFS and in public too! Hendo obviously hated Lalla as he didn't get a breathless letter when he left the dippers

It's the Neil Shipperley proportions you have to watch out for!

She will immediately look to oust her father's diminutive trusted advisor, Nicola Mascarpone (who will have been courted to take over at AC Nestle)...

Surprised that they didn't put the first team on furlough during the summer to put pressure on Norwich - every place is worth a lot of money.

One of my favourite players and a great manager for us. Loved by and a legend for Barca and I hope that he does well for them.

FFS!

To be honest I couldn't give a flying f*ck what Le Tissier says or does on Chitter, he's the best player I've seen in four decades supporting Saints. That said, he's no Neil Shipperley...

Cheers Turkish, one of the few genuine ITK posters left. Does your insider have anything on Vestergaard?

BSM now, a clever marketing ploy by Guru Semmens.

It could be a biological reaction - the shirt wanting to rid itself of a dangerous pathogen.

Run like a seaside B&B...

Yes, I'm praying for that too, a veritable tsunami of good news 😉

Don't often read the Express but you do have to smile at journalistic perception as a Saints fan - 'Ralph Hasenhuttl is looking to build on an impressive end to the campaign which saw the Saints finish in 11th and 18 points clear of the relegation zone.' We were indeed 18 points clear of the 'relegation zone', Arsenal were 22 points clear. Alternatively Saints were 7 points short of a European spot and 14 points short of Champions League place. Its a funny old game...would love it if we get McKennie btw.

Would be good for Ings to overtake ratface Vardy in the final furlong of the golden boot, so I am going for the Leicester reverse score of Boscombe 1 Saints 4 (Ings x 3, Ward-Prowse). Full strength please Rafe - COYR!

If Reed had been at the club then Forecast would still be here! Club legend...

Imagine that, a 'Keegan moment' for millennial Saints fans. Surely he'd consider it and he doesn't need to money after all - least he could do...

Historically contemptuous of Brighton, but like Potter and his style, so as long as we beat them this evening don't mind if they stay up. 2-0 to Saints (Ings and Redmond) - COYR!

Yes, Golac and Dennis were superb, both played their best football at Saints - great combative defenders, able to create, and hard as nails - the latter reputation being what cost MD the deserved England call up.