Miltonaggro

Apparently it started as a turf war over who had the best hi-energy disco clubs in the early eighties...

They are a funny little club, from a funny little place. Everything about them makes you smile, the cheeky nickname, the corrugated flat pack stadium, the elderly supporters, the challenged supporters, the Leeds Alamo - in fact they are much more Brighton than Portsmuff, Brighton lite, if you like. They do seem to get really angry and should really be thinking 'we are here for a good time, not for a long time' to take the edge off, maybe adopt it as their club motto. They are as relevant to SFC as Plymouth or Torquay, i.e. fundamentally irrelevant!...

According to most skates, their sister club and Spanish equivalent is Real Madrid, so that probably explains it...

You can indeed simo, perhaps his new theme tune should be 'Can you feel the force!' - as Angelman said; the irony...

Got to be a boost for him to have seen Austin signing; those two on song would be terrific!

Oh, this is a classic, the full force: "I'm well aware of how good this team can be, I felt the full force of them that day and if the boys can put a performance on like that at the weekend, they have a great chance of winning." I hope they get hammered, so that self-pity city can wallow in self-pity once more...

On a ship, what an opportunity, he should be sleeping with Fatty Maxwell and the fishes.

It started when we got relegated. The tossers clearly thought we weren't going to come back up. Never happy unless they are stealing players, managers or songs. FFS...

This is the primary reason for my unfounded pessimism :-)

If Chelsea or United flash their knickers he'll be off like a shot, you watch! No shame, all about the money, all about him. Spurs are obviously bigger than Saints with a more impressive, though dusty, trophy cabinet, but they are not on the level of the current big four and won't be for the foreseeable.

Dreamboat stuff, but if Saints and Leicester both finished in the top four it would give the mother of all enemas to English football - much needed.

My old man was a decent footballer in his youth, and had an eye for quality. I remember when Koeman broke into the Dutch team early 80s him saying to me as a limited schoolboy centre half 'watch this blonde defender, a real footballer, as he is going to be something special'. So through the eighties Koeman was the player I looked out for, my favourite foreign player - even as a youngster he was cool, calculated and ultra reliable - the rock in a Holland side full of attacking talent and flair. I was lucky enough to see him play for Barca when working in Spain in the early nineties and again he stood out in a team full of stars. So, you could say I was quite chuffed when he showed up as our manager. I know that reputation as a player isn't everything in top class management as it's generational, but if you can't respect this man's record as a footballer and knowledge of the game, you need your head examined! Hope he's here for a decade!

Would do nicely...

In my opinion everything at SMS food wise is top drawer, delicious and great value. Apart from Quavers...

This, plus Clyne, it would be perfect Karma.

Hope they go down, tick turd of a club!

Second that as an optimist, would set us up very nicely.

F*ck the Europa, with Leicester on fire and the franchises choking, we should push on from here to a Champions League spot! Van Dijk, what a player, Wanyama what a bell end. COYR!

I'm relieved that's been cleared up!...

The epitome of Spiv!...

They were all grizzling on Twitter yesterday about how they had been robbed, that this was the turning point, how they hate the scum, four major trophies blah blah blah. Their level of delusion, vitriol and selective memory is breathtaking - thick headed and thick skinned. I look forward to seeing Eastleigh pass them whilst they drop out of the Football League in the coming years...

A 'mighty' Liverpool side played off the park by Saints youngsters, orchestrated by the mercurial and fearless Jimmy case, felt great that day -

Absolutely, Nicking this would be the equivalent of winning the Champions League for the skate scum, the highlight for the next thirty years, probably an open top bus tour of the slums tomorrow, even if they lose!

OSCAR SKIDMARK!...

Amen to that!...