Miltonaggro

In that analogy competency as an air hostess would stretch his capabilities.

Good article, apart from the sentence about Reed and Wilson which is fantasy worthy of J R R Tolkien. Wish Hughes had battered Bawfal, and his passion is endearing in terms of the Championship. Nelly needs to prep the shark tank for fat Les and emaciated Ross.

Make sure you have a chat with the locals about Hughes, or El Toro as he is known, very much El Marmite! Have a great time!

Would be happy with Nikki Wang as the new CEO.

The Philharmonic, Calle Mallorca, nice place and not too far from you (if memory serves), should have it on.

We are probably at the point where we could do with a few budding arseholes...

Wondering if Gao told the two clowns to break cover and be visible at the Leicester game (by the expressions looks like they’d sooner be anywhere else), although that would require an executive decision.

The prospect of playing a ‘weakened team’ from our current dilapidated squad is terrifying. Cannot see any other outcome than us getting schooled. Optimistically 3-0 to Chelsea with them feeling sorry for us.

All joking aside it's the very least we should do, and it's what he would have wanted. COYDW!

Get used to it, it’s going to probably be our popular history for the foreseeable future - the club with the golden generation who could have had glory but went for greed instead...

Spot on!

Certainly a less positive player than Gaston. Overall lacking in the necessary football intelligence and far too lightweight for the Prem. Terrible recruitment, let alone as a replacement for the dynamo that was Mane.

F*ckety yes!

Yes, that's about the level of capability. Struck me as a very odd appointment at the time, looking like an extra from Trainspotting unable to get a shirt collar to fit him with a non-track record or experience in the critical role he secured at a flying Prem side - completely uninspired and non-inspirational, so very Lesley. He has to go along with his mentor and the bell-end Krueger - fans at the moment are apathetic, but post relegation expect pitchforks if this trio of cretins are still in place come September.

This, and I think Hughes will go for something like it.

Austin’s probably the only player left for them to wheel out to appease the peasantry for another week. I like him but he’ll be off like the rest in the summer.

Given my vintage, football allegiance is a tribe not a choice. Supporting Saints is often like being in an abusive marriage but I wouldn’t change it, it has meaning beyond being a consumer.

Beaker and Bunsen believing their own hype at that point...

Superb! A lol. I’ve heard they’ve lined up Candy Krueger, Ruby Reed, and Frida Pellegrino to manage the step up...

Boruc all day long for me but Christ what a side - damning to be honest!

Don’t take it personally Ralph, it’s just bants!

Are we as big as his much cited Fudge Bay Packers yet, or has Walph decided we are in fact a cockamamee two bit no good non-enterprise? Next year's PowerPoint at Davos on the Carillion stage will either be 'In the mouth of the Dragon: My Quest against the Triads' or 'Success from the Jaws of Mediocrity: How a Small Club Defied the Odds (due to me)' - the utter bellend!

He may soon have to make ends meet plying his trade as an escort in Blackpool if he wants to keep the basketball court...

If he still has the beard.

Jimmy Crouch.