Miltonaggro

A thankfully narrow panicky win for zwieback - a German rusk…

I used to have a Charlie’s Angels one like that! Carnage.

Apart from not being a member of Rasmus’s sauna gang!

Blind optimism!

That will be written on his tombstone! 🪦

FFS!

Floodgates now. Tonka debut 0-7. Catharis…

Hopefully the groovy gang’s last hurrah under the patsy Tonka. Have to assume that Bazunu and Stephens are either fucking Ankersen after training, or have been traced as Solak’s love-children!

A bona fide in the know just put this up. Spors is holding interviews today at the Humble Plumb in Bitterne!

Absolutely. Would need promotion and stabilisation first, however! Get brian jacks and his satsumas in as fitness coach 😊

Carrick with Woodgate as assistant and Romeu as skipper! Maybe first day they bring their CVs in for the approval of our superstars…

I mentioned being told that Romeu was at Staplewood in the summer discussing a comeback ‘role’, week after Saints wrapped up their Spanish tour. Delighted if this comes off now, first part of the amputation of the scar tissue for our resident primadonnas!

It’s a anagram of Rick Carmichael! Another fucking nobody!

Of course, but don’t like to talk about it. Liverpool have grown on me over the years - the peoples’ club. It’s like liking the Beatles.

Comments of Azaz being a luxury player. I think he thought he was joining a luxury team. A lot of us thought that.

Hopefully he got fucked by Louis Spence.

Don’t be fucking daft! Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom to get back up. Last time that happened it gave us one of the best decades of supporting our club. It’s our club, that’s why it matters.

I said to the nipper after 15 minutes today that it looked to me like the players were deliberately trying to lose the game, genuinely, all except Scienza. No passion, no drive, no urgency, no fucking idea. You would hope that Will Shill has already been sent packing after the shitshow today. No way back with him in place.

QED!

Yes, I thought of both Fonte and Romeu joining the first team coaching staff. No better role models, and neither would be shy in terms of grounding gobshites at our club. Problem would be our detached owners making the link / move.

Agree, and compounded by Still not having the gravitas to challenge the fuckers. I did wonder if in Belgium / France the fact that he was perceived as a young Englishman (who could speak French) actually helped him in terms of rarity value. Our second rate superstars were never likely to give him that leeway.

I think Will Still is a dead man walking, and the club are likely currently interviewing to appoint a new man after the weekend. But when the trigger is pulled, assuming Spors stays in role, we need a whole new backroom staff for the first team to come in with the new broom - Lallana, Martin, Trollope all need to go. If the rumours of senior players undermining Still and Juric are true the new manager ideally needs to be and ex player with a solid career, who can bring in coaches of a similar character. For example, Carrick's right hand man at 'Boro was Woodgate, Carsley had Lescott with the England U21s, Gerrard had McAllister at Villa. I hope the underachieving prima donnas get levelled, and the players who actually want to play for Southampton have some inspiration and aspiration in the new gaffer.

It's rather like watching the Bolshoi ballet vs one legged clog dancing in terms of exposure to El Crappio in Lancashire yesterday.