Miltonaggro

Thanks Turkish, worries me when it goes quiet.

Anyone got any overnight updates on where the bouffant Brighton Bhuddist is? Guessing not fucking Staplewood.

#controversial…

More likely to get hit over the bonce with one in a dark alley!

Maresca is off to Leicester a destination you’d probably guessta We’re left with dull Russell Martin Makes Puel seem like Dolly Parton

Tosser is only going there as his name rhymes - pure narcissism, bullet dodged!

When Rasmus dons the white speedos and sombrero he is cooked and the announcement is made. Timing is everything (Goldmine Effect, chapter two).

Hopefully they’ll appoint Nathan Jones as Martin’s replacement, that should brighten their focus.

Todays the day I reckon, they’ve been waiting for the weather to improve. Expect Big Russell, new application of L’Oreal rich mahogany, scarf aloft - new video screens in shot as a good news double whammy - by late afternoon. Fuck knows…

#controversial opinion…

It would be great if Rasmus also bought in - he’s the leader the movement needs ‘The Awakening Effect: How to Chat Shite and Disenfranchise People’.

I’ve gone right off Russell Martin over the last month, for the record honeymoon period is over!

Da Boss, certainly bossed it between January and May, all graphics south!

This is the one I’ve been waiting for, amazed JF was willing to drop down a division for an extra £150k a year. Nobody populates an Excel Spreadsheet like the Ferretmeister!

With Saints TFI Sunday Mornings.

East Cowes Vics will likely demand a better attitude to training.

A stopped clock, Whitey, planets aligned.

That’ll be in the autobiography, The Fittest Man (City) in the World, ghost written by Philip Schofield.

Club needs to connect to the city this season, revive some proud historical links. Get the fuckers to run out to Yakety Sax, the Benny Hill show theme at max decibels. Guaranteed to gain Sloe Aribo two yards in the first ten minutes.

Jesus H Christ on a bike!

Any razorsharp insight into how many points we will need to stay up in the Championship this time next year? If only we’d beaten Nat Jones’ Swansea by another goal 🙂

I think goalkeeper is the canary in the coalmine position in the upcoming window. It will require difficult but necessary decisions being made to set right. Ideally ending up with a new first team keeper and GB at number two (at best).

Is it a tea cosy?

Extinct!

Thought that was Shipperley on community service.