bridge too far

You put your left arm in, your left arm out.......

Just got home from a hectic 24 hours - and I have a new grandson! He was born at 12.30 this morning, tipping the scales at 9lb 6oz. The only sad thing is that he'll be raised as a Toffee My son-in-law is an Everton fan and I wasn't allowed to buy a Saints kit for him. I'll brainwash him eventually

Prince Albert? So I've been told

Oh yeah!:smt043 I thought they were cheeses too.

He is. I know this because I'm in his gang.

For the first time ever, my pancakes were cooked FOR me instead of BY me. :cool:

After all the sh*te of last year, this year's a breeze so far

Sooty :confused: At least you didn't infer I was small and Scottish like Ronnie

Wouldn't he be happier in a wheel?

I never ever shop at Tesco. I thought I'd share that with you

I don't think he was in court because he'd been charged with anything. I think it was the coroner's court because it was an inquest.

Fancy what? And BTW you omitted a comma. It should read 'pretty, level headed .....'

I knew it - I just knew it

How does one do accents on here?

No doubt you're right. However, I imagine there are some shareholders who have bought their shares for sentimental reasons rather than financial gain. Maybe, for them, the events at the beginning of this year were the final straw?

Maybe desperation doesn't come in to it. Maybe he/she/they is/are pig sick of the way the club's being run and just feels they can't support it any more by holding shares? Just a thought :smt102

Beeeuuuuuummmmppppppp Interesting to see that the share price has now dropped below the 15p mark and the market cap is getting close to £4m. http://www.londonstockexchange.com/en-gb/pricesnews/prices/system/detailedprices.htm?sym=GB0007922114GBGBXAIMI0792211SOO

Is it me, or does the bloke 'strangling' BT bear more than a passing resemblance to MLT? Well done BT - I actually watched MotD last night just for that little show you put on for the P****y lot

I was listening to the Stoke P****y match in the car this afternoon. Apparently when BT scored the penalty he did the 'hand to the ear' stuff to the Skate fans and then waved to them. I'm going to have to watch MotD tonight just to see that

Ms Long Legs

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Am I the only one who chuckled at this bit?

This is a genuine question - not a loaded one . Does anyone know how many juniors from League 1 academies make it to the big time? Do any League 1 teams actually have academies?

Or - conversely - Billy Big Wad comes in: sees that the fans feel so passionately about their club that they are prepared to deny THEMSELVES the pleasure of watching the team because of what the incumbent management team has done sees that with a management team, with the passion to match that of the fans, good things could happen decides this is the sort of passion s/he wants to buy into