Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

"They're sh1t. Where's their Johnstone's Paint Trophy replica???"

Wonder if we can tempt them into a Jonno Quick swap deal for Messi.

A next generation Ronnie Ekelund would be ideal. The new version contains a fix for back injuries.

Be interesting to see whether he gets any game time under Pochettino, when he's back from the ACON.

I've been told he's been brought in specifically to get the best out of Steve De Ridder.

He even had time to do a portrait of Chaplow. What a guy.

Rupert Lowe, Guy Askham, Mike Wilde or Nicola Cortese and why? Excluding Leon Crouch as he was fairly popular for the way he stepped in at a time of crisis. Just a lighthearted look at who we would pick, not looking to judge Cortese's actions today particularly.

If Pochettino has been keeping a recent eye on us & with Nige saying he knew nothing about a deal, is Forren MP's first signing????

The Metro was only speculating about managers who deserve a crack at the so-called bigger jobs & Nige was one name mentioned. Our response? Sack him. Bizarre. Believe his reaction to Forren rumours after Chelsea was less the usual game playing & more disinterest or really not knowing.

Er no. P*ss off Mauricio, you're not wanted.

First feint smile I can give after the news. Once again we plunge ourselves into a ludicrous situation from a position of relative calm.

...watchin Saints under Branfoot or sacking Adkins? For me, its the latter. That's how bad a decision this is.

Brilliant. Logged on to hear about our new signing. Instead discovered the best manager we've had in years has been sacked. Pochettino will have no room for errors nor any honeymoon period, thats for sure. Also explains why Nigel said he had no idea when Forren may sign because he probably didn't.

So basically if we force Guan to post a smiley every day, we would get a new signing each day? Guan, over to you...

I remember when he signed, Exeter fans were relieved we'd signed him and their other centre half Taylor. Needs to find a place to play regular games but certainly won't be with us or at our current level.

I'm sure I read something yesterday which said that the deal was held up as Saints wanted to focus on the Chelsea game & the outstanding bit was the transfer of some papers to & from SMS. Maybe its just taking time to get the final paperwork done & dusted?

For those there tonight - how was Boruc? The match report suggests he was ok again?

This really.

Boll**ks. We're not as good as QPR. :D

Ba. Bah!

Bring him along to SMS next time he's free. Tell him there's plenty of muff in So'ton & to dive right in.

I can! More wages + signing on fee + low relegation release transfer fee + new signing on fee + higher wages if he did well at QPR = many possible wins for the player!

I like the sound of this guy. He can be in 2 places at once, Liverpool & Southampton. Could be useful as we could play him & loan him out at the same time for some extra cash. Good work transfer committee.

Let alone if our bid is accepted, theirs isn't but he expresses a desire to go there only. Find it a bit hard to believe we will wait to see the outcome of his trial before signing him up when our defensive situation needs attention.

What sort of striker is he? Central or can he play wide?