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This. I hope. And it better not be a let down.

Yes, probably. But not as exciting as a new kit or player and therefore not worthy of the "big" moniker IMO.

Would surely qualify as greater news than just "big"?

Dale Stephens signs permanent deal perhaps? New kit or ST details (these 2 are definites to be released at some point)? Nugent signs, as speculated by some, and is out in Vegas with the squad? Maybe 2 of the lads got so p***ed in Vegas they accidentally got married by an Elvis impersonator? All will be revealed in the morning I guess...

Superb read spoiled only by the last piece of text! Odd that we've not made any announcements about him though...

We've signed Brighton's mascot?! Man, they are gonna be p****d with us...

Have a look to see if David Nugent is there too, as per a post in one of the transfer speculation threads...

Met him after the MK Dons game, when he had his photo taken with my lad, and he seemed really positive and pleased to be here. I wonder if anything has changed since then, hence not signing autographs on Saturday? Maybe NA has said he won't be trying to take him on permanently? Or maybe he is joining and Nicola told him not to sign for anyone else!!

Could someone also find out whether George Weah has any more relatives we could sign?

Burke and Bothroyd on frees from Cardiff would be excellent and be a signal of intent.

Past tense, as in done deal? Whatever you think of him, would be a reasonable statement of intent.

I wondered that too. The way the stripes were cut into the pitch, I'm guessing you mean? Looked a bit like the shirt Bally wore in his first stint, the one before Keegan signed, IMO.

This.

Think Murray will do well at NPC level, especially looking at the way he took Trotman and Jaidi apart last year. Also, isn't he going to be out of contract at the end of the season? Getting him on a free would be good business, if so, and annoy Poyet along the way...

If Daggers draw or win at Peterboro and we beat Walsall, Walsall will go down, which made me wonder whether we'd ever achieved this "feat" before (having done for Plymouth already)?

Where's this news then? Does it require a press conference at 2pm, it's so big???

This definitely. At 2-0 down I felt it was going away from us so to hit back in the last half hour, as we did, seemed to give the players the additional belief they needed.

Connolly proves he's not afraid of a tackle...

But what if we go 16-0 down in the first 10 minutes? What then??? It's great to be going into the game with no real worries. Hopefully the players will relax and put on a performance for us worthy of automatic promotion.

I'm looking forward to complaining about how underwhelmed I am about today's "big news" and moaning about the lack of progress so far, for our first season back in the Championship.

Permanent signing of Dale Stephens maybe - perhaps he only agreed to sign permanently if we went up? I'm sure when he signed on loan, there were rumours that Prem sides had looked at him so could be this IMO.

Thank you Markus; thank you Nicola; thank you Nigel & the coaching staff & thank you to the players who have been excellent since Nige arrived. Absolutely buzzing at the moment and can happily go on holiday at the end of may not giving a flying f**k about what's going on in the play-offs. To go from 22nd to 2nd & auto promotion is brilliant!

I think we'll be all but up on Saturday. Poyet has been questioning the Brighton players last effort, in the Sussex press, so I'd expect a response from them if they want to be playing for him next year. Also, a massive plus for them is the return after suspension of Gordon Greer who really holds their defence together. Hopefully, we'll take advantage of Brentford's woes but, even if it's all square going into the last week (or worse!!), I can see us having some joy against both Argyle and Walsall as both sides need points and will have to attack rather than stifling us and hitting us on the break. Feeling positive (but oh so anxious!).

Great result, can't wait for the DVD!

I've been planning to have this done to the wooden seat I liberated from the ground but still haven't got round to it...