Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Rohan Ricketts set to sign for South...

Great at sniffing out chances... I'll get me coat.

Wishful thinking or reasonable chance?

Ben Mee who signed for Burnley today? That Ben Mee?

What makes you say that?

Seagulls sh1t! Seagulls sh1t!

Thank God for Football/Southampton Rumours keeping us informed & sane!! Today's offerings so far: Jermaine Jenas for £3.5m and/or Adam Le Fondre on loan with a permy deal in Jan, if he does well. Please don't infract me...

Ed Chamberlain from Sky & James Mates from ITN news are both Saints fans aren't they? Centre midfield combo there..

How about (to the tune stick in the middle with you); Adam to the left of you, Alex to the right, And Jack Cork in the middle with you...

Jack Cork's signing means 1 point for Colinjb. Wonder who else is going to be right...

Excellent stuff but announced a bit early for me. I normally don't get out of bed until 11.23pm.

Stories I heard about his time at Plymouth were that he was unhappy being so far from London and, when he moved here, he thought he'd be happier being closer. Apparently not. Doubt a few miles up the M27 will make much difference. Swap him for Henry at Millwall and I'm sure we'd both be happy.

Nicky Banger's winner up at Newcastle under Bally, not that spectacular but bloody vital at the time!

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12876_7021547,00.html Looks like Riise could be off to Fulham, which would seem to be a more realistic place for him IMO.

Explanation required! Sounds like you might know something...

Heard any more Toomer?

Well, IF it is us, I hope he's coming wanting to play for Saints and not just because the other teams he fancied joining didn't come up with the funds. Better to miss out than sign a good player who's heart really isn't in it.

The winner.

Adkins moves Cork to Southampton

This is kind of the way I had interpreted the statement, particularly as he didn't go on to say anything about being due to meet him for talks (from the Tweets I've seen anyway). The stuff on the Chelsea forum is encouraging, though, so hopefully it's NC has let NA spill the beans as it's all about to be wrapped up.

What a Cork-er! After his 40 yard screamer defeats the Skates...

Which could be translated as 'don't expect to see any new faces soon...'

For anyone hoping we'd replace Davis with ex-Scunny keeper Joe Murphy, I see he's signed for Cov today.

Football rumours (yes, I know!!) has us linked with Adam Barton of PNE. BS most probably but HCDAJFU most definitely IMO.

Bringing Gary Lineker back from Japan in the 90s is my fave. Appeared on the back of some of the red tops. He retired instead...