Weston Super Saint

Probably not much to do in prison except create some sort of weird fantasy and see if people fall for it.

Make sure you get on of these and you'll be fine.

True. Some have 'send back' in January clauses in them - hi Janny B 👋

What a novelty it would be if they actually told us what the 'plan' is, rather than this bullshit line they trot out when everyone can see things are going to ratshit. I guess they don't want to publish the 'elastic' plan so no-one can judge whether it's been achieved or not amd they can keep shifting the goal posts to keep fooling themselves 🤷‍♀️

Whoop. Statistics out of context. Does twitter (or wherever that info came from), state whether those occurences are inside or outside of what would happen to normal people at any time? It could just as well have said "people who wear odd socks have Myocarditis and Pericarditis" for all the good that standalone statement does.

Maybe someone could make this into a poster and put it in the dark room (is it still called a black box?), where the spotty teenagers wank themselves silly over spreadsheets and xG. Like a motivational memo from the '80s, who knows, it might work....

Day out in LA?

Pub did well out of you this afternoon

Is the baby a girl - if so, I imagine they will want to change that....

Costs more to put more reverse gears in?

Bournemouth probably told them whilst carrying out their "scouting" on twitter...

Not sure he knows how lucky he is just yet....

Aren't we all?

Hall

Still 5 days to go, so maybe some of those states lagging behind can get themselves on the board?

Wouldn't matter, it was a podcast. Soggy was only in charge of the typing pool.

Above

Just to be clear, he's BETTER than Messi, right?

More susceptible than older players like Ings?

Sadly, our VAR was more obvious than theirs. We may have had shots on target, but you can't count Che's as he only ever hits the keeper so by default that counts as 'on target'.

They're just making sure they're ready 😉

Sorry, you can't use "Adams missed a couple of good chances" as an excuse. Adams always misses a couple of good chances, it's basically his M.O.

Newcastle missed two absolute sitters and had a pretty dodgy VAR decision go against them. The score line could very easily have been 5 or 6 nil.

The window doesn't close! Please always use the correct phrase 'SLAMS SHUT'.

Uh-oh, now you've gone and done it - he'll be here in a minute with a gif....