Weston Super Saint

Prison Break? Shawshank Redemption?

I don't understand this whole twitter malarky Who is smudge? Who is mickwill? Who is colinfarmery? Who the hell is saying what to who in that twitter conversation? #menounderstandit!

FPMSFLMFAO!!!111!!! I know the 'hawkins wannabe' still comes on here for a look, so can someone [Trousers!!] dig out the infamous post from PFC123 where he states magnanimously that 'Pompey fans never boo their own players, ever'? What a delicious about face

Ridiculous. They are the largest and bestest fan owned club in the universe. They have also been telling us how well run they are and that they are a model for clubs to be based on. Not only that but because they are the bestest supported club in the entire world they have actually made a lot more money than they had originally [flexibly] budgeted for, so there is absolutely no way that they can possibly overspend on anything ever again, in fact more funds have been made available in order to spend, spend, spend on more players. Administration is for the other, poorly run clubs in the world like those fackin scummahs, mush, couldn't possibly happen to the skates, not for a fifth [sixth?] time, surely?

IIRC wasn't that 'bandstand' erected during the Premiership years?

And what happened? Absolutely nothing. See you in six months Mero

Awesome reporting there from the Mail :roll:

Miss Gunnell has really let herself go

Or Uncle Avram with his shorts round his ankles making his goofy face.

That's Portsmaths for you

It's truly astounding that some of the skates out there really do think that they have made an 'investment' It's also quite astonishing that there are some skates out there that are prepared to throw more money at their 'investment' so as not to dilute their shareholding :roll: I guess it goes to show that they still haven't cottoned on to the fact that the £1000 share option was actually no more than a donation of goodwill!

Seems to me that you are the one doing all the compromising in this 'relationship'. Four months is absolutely nothing! If you BOTH want to be together all the time how come it seems like you're the one making all the sacrifices? Why can she not come out to Germany on alternate weekends? Why do you have to make a two hour commute to London [presumably Bristol?]. Why can you not find somewhere to live that gives an hour commute each? Swindon for example? Relationships are two way. Yours doesn't appear to be so!

I smell bullsheet! Other clubs DO NOT have owners pumping in £1m or £1.5m or higher to fund wages as the financial fair play rules that they are not allowed to spend more than 55% of turnover on wages. Still, it's unlike anyone from that club to make stuff up is it?

Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag - OR ON A GAY WEBSITE ON THE INTERNET, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that ********. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

Anyone born on 8th August 1988 will walk in to the team - whether they can kick a ball or not

Er, no, no they won't. Next season they won't have the benefit of parachute payments to boost their income, thus fudging the amount they can spend to stay within the 55% wages to turnover ratio. They will also NOT be able to purchase any players until they have paid off the last ones - circa 2016ish. If / when they don't get promoted this season they are screwed Plenty more legs in this fred

Hi to the Mail journalists reading this thread Shoddy reporting there from Rob Draper though! Anyone other than a nutjob reading that article will conclude that they went into administration over a measly £1.6m instead of the figure 100 times greater than that that they actually owed! Why are the papers so reticent to print how much they actually defaulted on? Is it because it makes football look bad to see how much money is involved and wasted?

Depends on your budget! If you are happy with boil in the bag meat, frozen, recooked roast potatoes, frozen mixed veg, frozen puddings etc and want to pay around £25-£40 per head, then go to one of the chain pubs like Harvester, Hungry Horse, fayre and square etc. If you want home cooking then go to a local independent restaurant / bistro - probably best to try it late November / early December before making a booking though!! - probably looking around £50+ per head. Avoid all hotels!

To be fair it's fine to speculate that they would be back in L2 had they started again, but the reality is they would have had : - No team. - No Ground. - No training ground. - No infrastructure. - No backroom staff. - No youth setup. - No money. - No debt. That doesn't indicate that they would immediately bounce back through the leagues. Besides, this way is MUCH funnier and this particular dish is best served very cold!

I'm done as well - thank you Amazon you make my life so easy every year The remainder of the food shop needs finishing but I'm providing plenty of moral support for that Just got the present wrapping to do now, but since I'm at work on Monday morning it can be done then

Not in Monaco it's not! There's only one set of 'bestest' fans in the world [tm].

The only reason the opposing teams are so eager to play in the 'massive' match at fortress fatpipes is because of the bumper points giveaway currently being offered.

Is that Shhhttteeeevvvveeee Mclaren or 'Arry 'Rosie' Redknapp on the right hand side, waiting in the wings, sipping some tepid [fetid?] coffee? Also, PMSFLMFAO at the other picture with the flag and the rather dodgy stains on it