Weston Super Saint

My guess is Antonov will conveniently be in Russia for a chess tournament

Now that's not good news. Pretty sure the corpse said that they were gonna use the bank they own to fund the new toilet and the light bulbs they needed. Where is the money coming from now? Maybe they need a new ice cream man fake sheik?

LOL. You really are thick as pig sh1t! Some might say an 'A typical' skate fan, but I think that does the rest of your mongs a wild injustice.

Can you tell us if this is your own opinion or that of someone high up at the club that you see socially every two weeks or so? Just so we know, so that IF something were to happen to Pompey we can all stick our tongue out and mock you for being so wrong.

Phil. Please take the time to read the original post I have quoted from, even if you don't read the Guardian article that the quote is from. Frankly, you've dug yourself a hole and should probably stop digging now! As for not mentioning his 'employer' you are indeed 100% correct. However it does mention his 'employment' which would infer that he also has an 'employer' which ergo would be Mandaric, who was the owner of PFC. Pretty sure even the Corpse wouldn't have this much difficulty understanding the charges

Phil. Are you being deliberately retarded, or did you just happen to miss this rather important part of the statement not once, but twice?

I wouldn't be too sure. IIRC those payments were made by Mandy in his position as owner, as recompense for 'Arry's work. Thus akin to wages / bonus from the club to 'Arry. Therefore it could also be construed as the entity of the football club avoiding taxes.... Whether it will or not is another matter, especially with the Prem league's penchant for covering up as many wrongdoings as it can...

You should also check out what his ACTUAL title at the club was at the time.... Was he ASSISTANT Head Coach like he is now? If so, who is the ACTUAL head coach, and is he any better than the ASSISTANT?

FPMSFL ROFLMFAO ROFLCOPTER If you had no financial troubles when you bought, sorry, won the cup, why wasn't your captain who lifted the fecking thing, paid? You really do love a little history re-writing don't you! ROFPMSFL

Did, Were and Were are past tense You keep living in the past skateyboy, and leave us in the here and now, top of the league

So, Ben Haim earns more in about three weeks than his new manager will earn in a whole year! Somebody somewhere will be PTSL

Send them to France?

Now that's odd, because I'm sure the Corpse and the other retards stated on here that that debenture was just a glitch in the paperwork and the companies register was just a bit slow in being updated.....

I would suggest that you've been UNlucky to be going to watch another inept, soulless, uninspired, lacklustre England performance. Enjoy the free booze though and get as wasted as you can as quick as you can and the typically poor performance on the pitch might not seem so bad!

Surprise, surprise, the Corpse claims he was just passing on information from another 'source', and not voicing his own opinion! To be fair, I can't remember if you have EVER stated your own opinion, it's always someone else's opinion that you are just 'passing on'! That way you've always got a little 'get out clause' when it turns out to be not true. Not sure I can see much difference to when Phil passes on the info he has heard, which you take great pleasure in ripping to pieces when it's wrong.

Can't beat that, but pretty sure I'm close to equalling it! I once kept a lovely lady from India on the phone whilst I prepared the kitchen, did the washing up, dried the plates, and tidied the kitchen afterwards. Just kept asking her to repeat things several times as there was lots of 'interference' and I couldn't quite understand her. After I'd finished my chores I announced I wasn't interested after all, having got the price of replacement windows down from about £5k to £2k. We had only been living in the house for six months, and bought it brand new, so had no need for new windows anyway. They really should do better research!

Good to see the Corpse has disappeared with all this lack of good news going round

Thermal imagining sounds interesting. Is it like having 'hot' thoughts

Again

Don't do it! I had it in Netley Abbey and it was pretty awful! Signal would drop out for an hour or so most days. Customer service was non-existant. If you have sky already, I'd go with them. Not a great deal better in terms of download speeds, but a much better deal when combined with sky tv, phone etc. Also with Orange you still need a BT line IIRC and line rental with them is like being held up in a stagecoach by masked bandits!

Villa v West Brow - draw Cov v burnley - draw Cardiff v Barnsley - draw Reading v S'ton - draw 97.31 to 1 - worth a quid of anyone's money

Sorry, but I think you've all missed the point! Why has no-one asked how it is possible that an unemployed person is able to afford £950 a month rent in the first place! I agree we should have a system in place for providing for the poor and people who can't work etc, but does the state really need to be forking out £950 each and every month in rent? £950 a month in Southampton would rent a 4 bed house! A four bed detached home in Bristol http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-31678618.html Another, large four bed detached house in Leeds http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-34566695.html Perhaps the question should be asked why the rent in London is so severe - or why they are renting such a large house! - and maybe there should be a 'cap' on house prices, rents etc etc.....

Fancy that, the corpse appears with a bit of good news! That's never happened before has it? Now then corpse, tell us again how you fabulous attendances are rising [on average] this season

Strictly speaking, I believe Ipswich is slightly closer to Portsmouth than Southampton

Which leaves the access issue as 'unauthorised', and should therefore be reported to the Police. This would also indicate 'vandalism' as the cause of the TV being damaged. I would mention this to the landlord and see how he reacts....