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I thought you had billionaire owners. Not only that you also had many more billionaires lining up to buy the club. Why would you need £5m, surely that's just loose change

But which branch should we all meet at

Probably too busy drawing plans for the Bournemouth takeover. If someone still has a link to those drawings, please post them here, as we could all do with a good giggle today

These may be attributable to Lowe, or maybe Winston Churchill :smt102

I'm going to assume that by that you mean Crouch and Salz.

LOL. I thought the Runnymede minutes would be interesting until I saw Marc Jackson was present. I lost the will to even bother reading them then.

To be fair it was supposed to be a picture of Bates on the stairs of the Bates hotel, but instead it 'hotlinked' to a pretty nasty picture. I'm pretty sure the poster didn't intend to do it, in fact by the sounds of it his IP address could still see the original picture, while the rest of us were treated to the linked picture :shock: Anyway, my contribution was :

We can only wonder what the Spuds fans are making of this interview!! I think I'd be pretty p1ssed off if I was one!

Never been one to put his special [turn] coat on

Sounds like Pompey's sugar daddy is running out of pennies!!

To be fair to Portsmouth though, I wonder how much Tony Adams was responsible for their recent successes???

Saturday was crap, but it looks like Sunday will be very funneh!

But now he's grown up, he's a money fan

Started on Saturday. But, can someone explain the format - of this competition, rather than a twenty20 game - and how we've ended up with the teams that we have in the 'final'??

She went to bed with a sore throat. She didn't accept my proposal would cure her sore throat. So, you'll have to listen to my whining

I think he'll take the fifth.....

Risking the future of the club by loaning out our only player capable of scoring goals?

Lowe's busy writing the script right now

Now

This is the kind of comment I struggle with. Why can we not slag off the youngsters? If they wear the shirt and draw a wage for playing, then they are a fair target as far as I'm concerned if they don't perform.

I don't think Jan will be here then

That's Tuesday's pre match hype on the OS. How did you manage to get this scoop?

Can the last one to leave turn the lights out

I'm still LOLling at the fact that the ex-executives that Wilde appointed who then stitched him up, whom he then slagged off on here - under the guise of Saint Marc - who all subsequently left when Crouch came along, could technically sue the man who gave them the job in the first place Weird and wacky times we live in, but the irony would keep Trousers going for years!!!

It's fine for her needs! Checking emails and the occasional 'surf', plus viewing a few pictures.