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Is Nathan fucking Jones the answer to both those questions?

Probably more likely to be found.

You just wait! You'll be proven wrong when we have a heatwave at some point later in the year. Global warming will be the culprit for sure.

Good job you're still ignoring my posts.

Sure. What he should have said was "I'm here now lads, feet under the table, job for life, welcome to comfy street. Someone pass my slippers and pipe will you?".

Don't worry, we all know your views on Judaism, no need for another reminder.

There? Under the stairs?

And yet, it's the Saintsy thing to do.

Right-o. So no affect on lower temperatures, but definitely affects places with higher temperatures. Got it. Good for you with your normal temperature. 2nd of May today, pissing down and still 8 degrees. When is global warming kicking in this year - the bit that gives the higher temperatures obviously.

I also quoted it was 8 degrees. I assume you thought I meant globally. Oh, you did.

That doesn't help us.

Any idea when the reaction(s) will be happening?

When is this year's global warming kicking in? 1st of May today, it was 8 degrees.

Wait, what? Suits a slower game than our sideways crab football? That kind of just leaves the walking football leagues.

Meh. I'd be happy if league 1 came knocking or another championship team.

Form probably doesn't matter if you've got a good manager with solid tactics and able to adapt, combined with players who want to win and show it on the pitch. We're fucked.

Bloody 'on demand' generation.

His actions speak louder than words. He's picked him for every single game until he was injured.

Fear not, the end of the Israel - Gaza war is near. It's been confirmed that a student was molested and murdered by security forces, so the students will be rising up (after noon obviously) which will turn public opinion and end the war. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-68840881 Either that or more teenagers will mysteriously vanish from the protests.

How would anyone know if SF did it?

He's definitely been that.

Islam is such a kind, humane, tolerant religion. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-68914551.ampr Iraq's parliament has passed a bill criminalising same-sex relationships with jail terms of between 10 and 15 years.

Optimism and realism rarely share the same bed.

I don't think they did. I think they hired him because of the 'system' that he has a blind faith in, which also matched their philosophy of how football should be played (BeCAusE MaNN CiTy something something) and therefore the 'system' would see us through to victory. I don't think they really cared who they hired as long as they believed in the system. It's like a weird cult.

Bravely fucking about in the 18 yard box.