Mao Cap

"Fascists in police and army" shocker.

Come, let us create a hell of our own making and see which man can endure it the longest

Friday - nothing Saturday - Football surprisingly enjoyable despite loss, went to a party in Hertford, didn't pull but had a good time otherwise and Hertford is an excellent little town. Sunday - Drove back home, dinner round Ma + Pa's, fell asleep watching TV, came back home, fell asleep again. I think my body wants to hibernate. Was alright, 6.5/10

I believe there's only something like a 1 in 2000 chance of catching it from having vaginal sex with a woman. The odds for buttsecks, of course, are a lot lower. More tearing and that.

Started reading "Goodbye to All That" by Robert Graves. Got inspired by Armistice Day etc.

Forcing him to exist in a constant state of terror for the rest of his days is a much better punishment than giving him the easy escape route of death, surely? It always baffles me when people complain about "paying their taxes to keep these scum alive", etc. etc. You pay your taxes so that people like this c*nt, Huntley and suchlike have to endure years of torment in their own little hell, getting the sh*t kicked out of them by wardens or whatever inmates manage to get to them. Which is fine by me.

Isn't it a ****take of New Jersey "guidos"? I'm not sure though, not as down with the kids on internet culture as I used to be. Rory will know.

You're forgetting that only the headline and the introductory paragraph are important, my friend...any deeper examination of what actually went on might not give you that addictive, strangely pleasant buzz of rage you get for being a poor, put-upon conservative Brit

This. I don't believe other wars are the problem for them. However, it was only around 200 fans out of the 60,000 there who made the fuss, I heard.

Friday - Out, pulled fat bird a la Stu. Saturday - Pub lunch, sh*te football match, went round mates' and watched boxing. Sunday - Slept until late, went round parents' for roast dindins, work 6/10

Gotta love slow news days.

Was an OK fight, worth staying up for. Thought the boyo overdid the dancing around and making stupid faces though, not really to my taste mocking an opponent like that.

Friday - Sleeping, going out and hopefully ****ging a fat/ugly/fat and ugly ho. I can't stand this constant not putting my penis in women nonsense anymore, so quality can go hang. Saturday - Saints, then going out in Camden Sunday - Dindins round the parents, work

Tim Dowling in the Grauniad today: "Those who voted for Barack Obama can glory in the fact that hope didn't simply triumph over cynicism, it smashed its fat ugly face in. Even Americans who didn't vote for him should be proud they live in a country where wiser people can be counted on to cancel out their mistake." Nicely put, I though

Nobama wins! Never thought I'd see a black US president in my lifetime tbh.

I hate the c*nt like poison, but I must admit when the last minute goal went in I just laughed my arse off. Saints fans want something to go one way = it going another. That's the way the world is...

Glue sounds dead good, it's the next one on the list. I read half of Porno but for some reason I couldn't get into it, years ago I read a pretty scathing review of it in Private Eye and maybe that jaundiced my view of it (ridiculous I know - best not to read reviews of books at all in my experience).

Rather out of order. Silly ho shouldn't have ****ged Brand, mind. Not known for his respectful treatment of women, is he?

It's the old "one drop" rule which goes back to slave times. Even if your grandfather's grandfather was black, you still count as a black. Crazy f*ckers!

Went out with a load of essex boys/hos, fun night but didn't pull (how the f*ck is that even possible?), Saints got their arse handed to them and Maiders got knocked out of the FA Cup by they Womble bastards. On the other hand, I only worked on Sunday night, so about 5/10 I guess

As opposed to the other eighteen naked pouting hos, I guess!?

That's not so bad, Wycombe would have taken less to Bourne Park than AFCW (so a decent but not massive payday) and would have wiped the floor with us anyway (Wimbledon were a class above tbh). If they'd drawn Leeds or Leicester away I would have been gutted.

If they get MK Dons I hope they win, but I hope they get hammered by anyone else. They may be the darlings of the media and league fans, but they're big headed f*ckers and one of the most disliked clubs in non-league...

Well I was about 7 at the time. But yes, yes I did.