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Some of them. Probably.

3-1 before HT 🥳🎉🎇

2-1 Palace 🎉

Palace pen, and Spurs down to 10 now though.

Now Spurs winning, FFS.

Goal disallowed for (genuinely) a nose being offside 🙄 football, eh?

World book day. Not so much the general idea of it to increase enthusiasm for reading but the fact that it's basically now just a "dress up as whatever you want day" because some kids are a bit too thick to have ever read a book. There were a good proportion of boys at my daughter's school in football kits this morning, and various others on pajamas for some reason.

Happy World Book Day https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRmXqGty/

It's shit. They should make the semi-finals one leg and at the Millennium Stadium. Just for fun.

They don't. And certainly not outside of his huge fan base in Southampton.

Now losing. Cracking goal from Newcastle though.

Man Utd struggling against 10 man Newcastle at SJP. Obviously difficult to play against.

Like a soggy crisp. Disappointing and unsatisfying.

Lol at Liverpool.

It'll never take off.

You make me sick.

Also bumped into him on the Thames Path once, complaining about the fish or something. Saw Bob Geldof in a Holiday Inn in Portsmouth once. Not me, but apparently Cliff Richard used my grandparents toilet once having played a low key gig in a field behind their house.

People who walk up to the ticket barrier at a train station before they've got their ticket out and ready (or people faffing about trying to scan their phones).

And Djneppo was well and truly shit.

Mayuka wasn't given enough game time. Could have been world class, given the chance.

You have, haven't you.

I'm still annoyed about this performance http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_1/7076446.stm

Luckily VAR intervened...

Saint Maries, because it's plural.